zaleni 

Zaleni is the fucking bomb she could catch this dick anyday on fucking god.

Zaleni is a hot sexy ass girl ong frfr no cap.

zaleni by ihcam June 17, 2022

Zlenin 

When someone is both tall as fuck and skinny as fuck at the same time.

Dennis: Hey Jimmy, did you see that guy that walked past us?

Jimmy: The extremely tall and skinny guy?

Dennis: Yeah,he was such a Zlenin.......

Zlenin by AssDestroyer11 March 27, 2023

zalinia

A person who is born in the human race, but does not like the human race. A human that does not like the way humans are and/or the way humans have to live.

I am Zalinia because of the way the world is today.

zalinia by Yung Secrets December 10, 2018

Zalen 

Noun: The name of a person who is commonly known as the apex of coolness, sexiness and awesomeness combined. It is an extremely rare person who is an honour to be around.

"I'm going to hang out with Zalen today." This is a privilege experienced by a very select group of people.

Zalen by Zaaay :P July 14, 2010

Zapenis 

When you secretly wanna ask the girl if she can calculate ZAPENIS of the circuit but really you mean you penis.

Hey Taylor, do you know how to calculate the zapenis of this circuit?

Zapenis by donkeytune March 29, 2019

zalentines day 

On the 14th of February instead of taking a girl out you stay in and kill shit loads of zombies with your best friend.

And use the money that would be spent on her on new maps and food to fuel a zalentines day

love of your life: 'will you go out with me on valentines day?'

boy:'no... err.. sorry , prior commitments..(texing mate'cant wait for zalentines day gona be beautiful')'

zalentines day by mysterious-zombie-murderer February 13, 2010

Zalen 

Best boyfriend nice don't make him mad good singer and rapper like dancing athletic

Zalen is so good at basketball

Zalen by [e-mail] September 12, 2017