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Zlenin
Dennis: Hey Jimmy, did you see that guy that walked past us?
Jimmy: The extremely tall and skinny guy?
Dennis: Yeah,he was such a Zlenin.......
Jimmy: The extremely tall and skinny guy?
Dennis: Yeah,he was such a Zlenin.......
Zlenin by AssDestroyer11 March 27, 2023
zalinia
A person who is born in the human race, but does not like the human race. A human that does not like the way humans are and/or the way humans have to live.
zalinia by Yung Secrets December 10, 2018
Zapenis
When you secretly wanna ask the girl if she can calculate ZAPENIS of the circuit but really you mean you penis.
Zapenis by donkeytune March 29, 2019
zalentines day
On the 14th of February instead of taking a girl out you stay in and kill shit loads of zombies with your best friend.
And use the money that would be spent on her on new maps and food to fuel a zalentines day
And use the money that would be spent on her on new maps and food to fuel a zalentines day
love of your life: 'will you go out with me on valentines day?'
boy:'no... err.. sorry , prior commitments..(texing mate'cant wait for zalentines day gona be beautiful')'
boy:'no... err.. sorry , prior commitments..(texing mate'cant wait for zalentines day gona be beautiful')'
zalentines day by mysterious-zombie-murderer February 13, 2010
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026