Noun: The name of a person who is commonly known as the apex of coolness, sexiness and awesomeness combined. It is an extremely rare person who is an honour to be around.
"I'm going to hang out with Zalen today." This is a privilege experienced by a very select group of people.
by Zaaay :P July 14, 2010
Get the Zalenmug. Zalen is so good at basketball
by Swagwhoo@gmail.com September 12, 2017
Get the Zalenmug. A bum who flirts with any girl other than his own. Has a small meat and likes men more than his own girl.
by Garybigfatgary November 6, 2022
Get the Zalenmug.