Zalen 

Noun: The name of a person who is commonly known as the apex of coolness, sexiness and awesomeness combined. It is an extremely rare person who is an honour to be around.

"I'm going to hang out with Zalen today." This is a privilege experienced by a very select group of people.

Zalen by Zaaay :P July 14, 2010

Zalen 

Best boyfriend nice don't make him mad good singer and rapper like dancing athletic

Zalen is so good at basketball

Zalen by [e-mail] September 12, 2017

Zalen 

A bum who flirts with any girl other than his own. Has a small meat and likes men more than his own girl.

Look at zalen flirting with Ellie again instead of Paola.

Zalen by Garybigfatgary November 6, 2022

Zlenin 

When someone is both tall as fuck and skinny as fuck at the same time.

Dennis: Hey Jimmy, did you see that guy that walked past us?

Jimmy: The extremely tall and skinny guy?

Dennis: Yeah,he was such a Zlenin.......

Zlenin by AssDestroyer11 March 27, 2023

charlie zelenoff

Self proclaimed GOAT} P4P(pound for pound) not to be confused with G4P boxing 'champion' of the non-existent Underground Boxing Federation. Stars in his own [YouTube series of videos where he spars with random people and then selectively edits the video and post it to YouTube as a win, even if he runs away. Most famous for sucker punching Floyd Mayweather Senior and cyber stalking Deontay Wilder until he allegedly threatened Wilder's daughter, at which time Wilder took him to school.
Unlike most internet tough guys he did have one professional fight, with a fighter with a 1-13 record, he lost due to disqualification for spitting his mouth guard out 3 times in 74 seconds.
Opinions vary if he is pulling an Andy Kauffman stunt, mentally ill or on drugs

Random guy Who is that guy walking around a Las Vegas casino with a Toys r Us belt.
Other Guy That is Charlie Zelenoff he bought that belt for himself,.

charlie zelenoff by sometreehugging liberal May 16, 2016

zakennayo 

A Japanese curse word which comes from:

Fuzakeru ふざける (巫山戯る): to romp; to gambol; to frolic; to joke; to make fun of; to flirt; to mess around; to screw around; to josh; (taken from EDICT)

Fuzakenaide ふざけないで is the negative request form of the verb, asking that the listener to desist from messing around. Sticking ~yo on the end gives it emphasis.

'zakenna is a slangy drawled version of the above. To sound tougher and scarier add ~zo instead of ~yo, though you might need a shiny suit and a tight perm to pull it off.

NB: This is considered very rude in all its forms and, though it sounds fairly innocuous when translated literally into English, would be taken as a 'Fuck you!" or "Stop fucking about!" by a native.

zakennayo

もうやめなさい。今日はやけにふざけているんだから。
mou yame nasai. kyou ha yakeni fuzakete iru'n da kara

Quit already! 'cos today you're just pissing about.

zakennayo by mudskipper May 13, 2011

Mackenzie Zales 

Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen, Part Time Model.

Deandra: Who the fuck are you?

.......
Trisha: She's Mackenzie Zales! Duh! Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen, Part Time Model!

Mackenzie Zales by hamfi January 2, 2017