Noun: The name of a person who is commonly known as the apex of coolness, sexiness and awesomeness combined. It is an extremely rare person who is an honour to be around.
"I'm going to hang out with Zalen today." This is a privilege experienced by a very select group of people.
by Zaaay :P July 14, 2010
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And use the money that would be spent on her on new maps and food to fuel a zalentines day
And use the money that would be spent on her on new maps and food to fuel a zalentines day
love of your life: 'will you go out with me on valentines day?'
boy:'no... err.. sorry , prior commitments..(texing mate'cant wait for zalentines day gona be beautiful')'
boy:'no... err.. sorry , prior commitments..(texing mate'cant wait for zalentines day gona be beautiful')'
by mysterious-zombie-murderer February 13, 2010
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by Swagwhoo@gmail.com September 12, 2017
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2 : a - lacking the qualities needed for effective action
b - unable to function properly
2 : a - lacking the qualities needed for effective action
b - unable to function properly
by Broryn June 1, 2010
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by Dreamy_Luna April 1, 2021
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by Garybigfatgary November 6, 2022
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