zalend 

a guy with a big pp

zalend has a big weiner

zalend by gus6969420 September 25, 2023

Zalen 

Noun: The name of a person who is commonly known as the apex of coolness, sexiness and awesomeness combined. It is an extremely rare person who is an honour to be around.

"I'm going to hang out with Zalen today." This is a privilege experienced by a very select group of people.

Zalen by Zaaay :P July 14, 2010

zalentines day 

On the 14th of February instead of taking a girl out you stay in and kill shit loads of zombies with your best friend.

And use the money that would be spent on her on new maps and food to fuel a zalentines day

love of your life: 'will you go out with me on valentines day?'

boy:'no... err.. sorry , prior commitments..(texing mate'cant wait for zalentines day gona be beautiful')'

zalentines day by mysterious-zombie-murderer February 13, 2010

Zalen 

Best boyfriend nice don't make him mad good singer and rapper like dancing athletic

Zalen is so good at basketball

Zalen by [e-mail] September 12, 2017

Zelendorf 

1 : inadequate to or unsuitable for a particular purpose
2 : a - lacking the qualities needed for effective action

b - unable to function properly

Stop being a Zelendorf lets do arena!

Zelendorf by Broryn June 1, 2010

zalanda 

zalanda is sassy but also fun to talk to :D

Zalanda is popular

zalanda by Dreamy_Luna April 1, 2021

Zalen 

A bum who flirts with any girl other than his own. Has a small meat and likes men more than his own girl.

Look at zalen flirting with Ellie again instead of Paola.

Zalen by Garybigfatgary November 6, 2022