zalend
zalend has a big weiner
zalend by gus6969420 September 25, 2023
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zalentines day
On the 14th of February instead of taking a girl out you stay in and kill shit loads of zombies with your best friend.
And use the money that would be spent on her on new maps and food to fuel a zalentines day
And use the money that would be spent on her on new maps and food to fuel a zalentines day
love of your life: 'will you go out with me on valentines day?'
boy:'no... err.. sorry , prior commitments..(texing mate'cant wait for zalentines day gona be beautiful')'
boy:'no... err.. sorry , prior commitments..(texing mate'cant wait for zalentines day gona be beautiful')'
zalentines day by mysterious-zombie-murderer February 13, 2010
Zalen
A bum who flirts with any girl other than his own. Has a small meat and likes men more than his own girl.
Zalen by Garybigfatgary November 6, 2022
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