A Zalando is a free-spirited soul who doesn't follow any rules or trends. It creates them. They are likely to ignore any kind of dressing code 'cause, hey, nobody is telling them what to wear—clothes and makeup are their own powerful way through self-expression. A Zalando doesn't care if anyone thinks the colors of their clothes don't match or if a fluffy orange jacket is waaay too much. If they love it, they'll wear it! A Zalando has a huge community of friends from all walks of life and every corner of the world that share the same love for fashion and inspire each other.
"Hey Mom, can I be a Zalando when I grow up?"
"Nobody does style like a Zalando."
"Trust me, I recognize a Zalando when I see one."
"Look at that orange look! No one wears orange like a Zalando."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).