Zalandoed

Something that gives you really high hopes only to leave you broken in the end.

He really loved her, but she Zalandoed him.

Zalandoed by Tribal Writer October 4, 2022

Zalando 

a fashion site for Europeans everywhere, with trends from around the world and style that pushes the boundaries.

It's fashion inspiration for style setters.

Noun
"I need that outfit right now, where did she get it from?"
"Zalando, duh."

Zalando by fashionistainsta November 22, 2021

Zalando 

A Zalando is a free-spirited soul who doesn't follow any rules or trends. It creates them. They are likely to ignore any kind of dressing code 'cause, hey, nobody is telling them what to wear—clothes and makeup are their own powerful way through self-expression. A Zalando doesn't care if anyone thinks the colors of their clothes don't match or if a fluffy orange jacket is waaay too much. If they love it, they'll wear it! A Zalando has a huge community of friends from all walks of life and every corner of the world that share the same love for fashion and inspire each other.

"Hey Mom, can I be a Zalando when I grow up?"
"Nobody does style like a Zalando."
"Trust me, I recognize a Zalando when I see one."

"Look at that orange look! No one wears orange like a Zalando."

Zalando by SPPP2000 November 23, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008