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Zachcelot
An individual who has all the same qualities of a Zachcel but actively seeks to white knights gay people. Has taken such a long pounding in the dungeon from Colten that he now scrolls through Grindr to find another adventurer suited to pop his cherry in another DnD dungeon. He is now the president of a dead university comedy group and has gone as low as possible to perform self-humiliation acts for pity laughs (ie. wearing a diaper on stage, kissing other men). These days, he often pays other guys on Venmo with messages that imply payments for gay sexual acts.
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zaconeal by bitchylittlesister December 1, 2010
Zachery
The cutest, sweetest, best looking, funniest, most lovable guy alive. He's protective, caring, beyond perfect. You will fall in love the second you see his blue eyes. He makes you weak at the knees when you kiss. He is beyond amazing. Once you see him, you can't can't imagine life without him. You wanna spend forever with him, and that still wouldn't be long enough. You want to protect his heart, make him smile, and keep him forever. He's sexy, athletic, smart, and handsome. He is your world, your life, and the only thing you want forever.
Zachery by AliMarie<3 January 10, 2012