A gay individual who think he's funny after spending 21 hours a week at comedy rehearsal. Loves being dominated in the dungeon by his DnD dungeonmaster. Has tendencies to send females pictures of Harambe because he's funny.

Jim: Hey, do you play DnD heheh?
Leafy: No, I'm not a Zachcel.
Jim: FUCK YOU NIGGER

Zachcel by MigNode October 15, 2018

Related Words

zachne • zachness • Zachery • zached • zachie • Zache • Zachery Yu • Zacne • Zahné • zahnea

Zachcelot

An individual who has all the same qualities of a Zachcel but actively seeks to white knights gay people. Has taken such a long pounding in the dungeon from Colten that he now scrolls through Grindr to find another adventurer suited to pop his cherry in another DnD dungeon. He is now the president of a dead university comedy group and has gone as low as possible to perform self-humiliation acts for pity laughs (ie. wearing a diaper on stage, kissing other men). These days, he often pays other guys on Venmo with messages that imply payments for gay sexual acts.

Jim: Hey, are you in the comedy club?
Leafy: No, I'm not a Zachcelot.
Jim: FUCK YOU NIGGER

Zachcelot by MigNode November 2, 2019

zaconeal

the male term for slut.

i cant believe you cheated on me. you stupid zaconeal!

zaconeal by bitchylittlesister December 1, 2010

zachie

a really sweet and loving guy, zachie will always be there for the people he loves. they can be distant and distracted but always come back at the end of the day. zachie is cute and sexy at the same time.

i am in love with zachie

zachie by kitten76 May 1, 2018

Zachery

The cutest, sweetest, best looking, funniest, most lovable guy alive. He's protective, caring, beyond perfect. You will fall in love the second you see his blue eyes. He makes you weak at the knees when you kiss. He is beyond amazing. Once you see him, you can't can't imagine life without him. You wanna spend forever with him, and that still wouldn't be long enough. You want to protect his heart, make him smile, and keep him forever. He's sexy, athletic, smart, and handsome. He is your world, your life, and the only thing you want forever.

"Is he your Zachery?"
"Yes, he's that amazing."

Zachery by AliMarie<3 January 10, 2012

Zached

Beyond fucked up...blacked out...drunk and ridiculous.

Kimmy was so zached that she woke up faced down in the middle of the park with nothing but a bra and panties on.

Consider yourslef zached when your pissing in the sink at 2:30 in the morning.

Zached by stoney ek February 5, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026