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A gay individual who think he's funny after spending 21 hours a week at comedy rehearsal. Loves being dominated in the dungeon by his DnD dungeonmaster. Has tendencies to send females pictures of Harambe because he's funny.
Jim: Hey, do you play DnD heheh?
Leafy: No, I'm not a Zachcel.
Jim: FUCK YOU NIGGER
Zachcel by MigNode October 15, 2018
Related Words
zachne • zachness • Zachery • zached • zachie • Zache • Zachery Yu • Zacne • Zahné • zahnea

Zachcelot 

An individual who has all the same qualities of a Zachcel but actively seeks to white knights gay people. Has taken such a long pounding in the dungeon from Colten that he now scrolls through Grindr to find another adventurer suited to pop his cherry in another DnD dungeon. He is now the president of a dead university comedy group and has gone as low as possible to perform self-humiliation acts for pity laughs (ie. wearing a diaper on stage, kissing other men). These days, he often pays other guys on Venmo with messages that imply payments for gay sexual acts.
Jim: Hey, are you in the comedy club?
Leafy: No, I'm not a Zachcelot.
Jim: FUCK YOU NIGGER
Zachcelot by MigNode November 2, 2019

zaconeal 

the male term for slut.
i cant believe you cheated on me. you stupid zaconeal!
zaconeal by bitchylittlesister December 1, 2010
a really sweet and loving guy, zachie will always be there for the people he loves. they can be distant and distracted but always come back at the end of the day. zachie is cute and sexy at the same time.
i am in love with zachie
zachie by kitten76 May 1, 2018
The cutest, sweetest, best looking, funniest, most lovable guy alive. He's protective, caring, beyond perfect. You will fall in love the second you see his blue eyes. He makes you weak at the knees when you kiss. He is beyond amazing. Once you see him, you can't can't imagine life without him. You wanna spend forever with him, and that still wouldn't be long enough. You want to protect his heart, make him smile, and keep him forever. He's sexy, athletic, smart, and handsome. He is your world, your life, and the only thing you want forever.
"Is he your Zachery?"
"Yes, he's that amazing."
Zachery by AliMarie<3 January 10, 2012
Beyond fucked up...blacked out...drunk and ridiculous.
Kimmy was so zached that she woke up faced down in the middle of the park with nothing but a bra and panties on.

Consider yourslef zached when your pissing in the sink at 2:30 in the morning.
Zached by stoney ek February 5, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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