zémmer

Another nickname for ‘Sem’. Zémmer is an passionate, intelligent person who lightens up the room with just being there. The humour of zémmer is sweet and very dry. We love it.

‘Omg I see zémmer, can I ask him for a signature?’

by $.A.M. November 26, 2021

Zemmer Middle School

This school is acactly like lapeer high school. Who knows how many people there are pregnant. The only thing that is carrying us on is the football team. Goodluck finding good people. A hall bathroom is the most popular dont use that bathroom if you want to pee.

Zemmer middle school staff always say "get out of the stall one person per stall."

by Big daddy danni October 16, 2021

paul zimmer

a Russian spy, working for the Russian government to sell discord in our society, also he eats whole-ass airplanes, he doesn’t eat them all i’m one bite he sits down with a little bib and a fork and knife and he eats 747s, private jets, whatever, he just eats any type of plane.

paul zimmer eats planes

by ellimcnally March 18, 2020

zemer

Albanian for "heart"
used like sweetheart, babe, etc.

Yo she's my zemer.

by zemerrrrrrr May 15, 2011

Zimmered

Having someone complete a job for you, then finding out they didn't do it and blame you for it not getting done.

That dealership "Zimmered" Jimmy like a bitch!
This guy is suck a jerk, he going to get "Zimmered" by me on this job!

by King J 2012 October 29, 2015

Zemmyrem

Zemmy is a person you can blame everything on. Zemmy does everything wrong..like everything. They are a person who is weird and you can blame! They will never know why they get blamed but you will!

Person: “oh my days! I got robbed this is all zemmys fault!”

Person 2: “ow i just got hit by a bus! That rat zemmy”

Person 3: “holy shit! That person just stole my fucking car! This zemmyrems fault!”

by Starz_1 April 16, 2023

Zimmerman Telegram

A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.

Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.

Guy 1: "I want to make a really bad decision:
Guy 2: "Bartender get me two Zimmerman Telegrams!!!"

by laziejim May 7, 2010