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Yaffed it up 


v. Yaffed (rhymes with laughed) use in place of fucked. Describes the general screwing up of something.
The word originates from the last name of an MIT professor who continually yaffes things up

n. yaffer: like a jack in the box, but is hideous and has two different ears. also can mean asshole
You are such a yaffer!

I yaffed it up

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, what am I looking at?"
"A yaffer"

go yaffe yourself
Yaffed it up by yaffe lab July 6, 2006
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Yuffentine 

A term for the non-cannon pairing between Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi on the Playstation game Final Fantasy VII. Originally, though I've always liked it, it wasn't very well liked, but with the arrival of Dirge of Cerberus, it's becoming increasingly popular, so may I be the first to say 'w00t'. They're just so gosh darned cute.
Charlotte: Hey man, I just finished my Yuffentine Fanfiction!
Lindsey: Well I'm still doing my Yuffentine fanart!
Ceri: Wow, I love making Yuffentine fan creations!
Robin: Man, I just love Yuffentine!

Rachel: No WAi d00dS!!1! U r SuCH n00bS!!!11 CId aNd VINcenT are SOOOO MeaNT 2 b 2getHA!!!!1!!!

*Charlotte, Lindsey, Ceri and Robin maul Rachel*

Philippa: And THAT, folks, is the way it's meant to be. Oh, and y'know, Yuffentines are good and such.
Yuffentine by Pippa H August 5, 2006

Yiffed out 

Used to express when one has had enough "Yiffing"
"I'm not performing like I normally do, I'm really yiffed out"

"She said something about being yiffed out, I guess she was up all night on the computer"
Yiffed out by Diamondback25x November 20, 2009
Connected with Anthropomorphology, yiffed is the past participle of yiff. (That means that it is the past tense of yiff) When two or more anthros have mated, you say, they have yiffed

Yiff, Yiffing, Yiffed. In that order
When we finally got home we yiffed all night.
Yiffed by Player May 6, 2005
Yuffie Kisaragi(Final Fantasy VII-Testuya Nomura), to "Yuffie"; to steal something someone would rather not have stolen.
"That /jerk/ Yuffied my homework!"
Yuffied by Agatsuma Ritsuka September 24, 2009
A description of someone naive to obvious elements or events happening around them whilst being seen as important, intelligent or high-ranking in a workplace.
"God Josh didn't even notice, my my, what a yuffer!"
Yuffer by Yeolelish April 6, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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