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A description of someone naive to obvious elements or events happening around them whilst being seen as important, intelligent or high-ranking in a workplace.
"God Josh didn't even notice, my my, what a yuffer!"
Yuffer by Yeolelish April 6, 2021
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Yifferendum 

A detailed book with a list of all known people who identify as a furry
Man 1: Hey man! Do you know if Kyle is a furry?
Man 2: No clue, lemme go check the yifferendum
Yifferendum by ZeroHero75 March 27, 2021
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When you give up on Final Fantasy 7 because you couldn't find Yuffie after she stole your materia
Person 1: "Hey, did you make it past Wutai?"
Person 2: "No, I got Yuffed"
Yuffed by Definitely not Tifa March 22, 2021

Yuffentine 

A term for the non-cannon pairing between Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi on the Playstation game Final Fantasy VII. Originally, though I've always liked it, it wasn't very well liked, but with the arrival of Dirge of Cerberus, it's becoming increasingly popular, so may I be the first to say 'w00t'. They're just so gosh darned cute.
Charlotte: Hey man, I just finished my Yuffentine Fanfiction!
Lindsey: Well I'm still doing my Yuffentine fanart!
Ceri: Wow, I love making Yuffentine fan creations!
Robin: Man, I just love Yuffentine!

Rachel: No WAi d00dS!!1! U r SuCH n00bS!!!11 CId aNd VINcenT are SOOOO MeaNT 2 b 2getHA!!!!1!!!

*Charlotte, Lindsey, Ceri and Robin maul Rachel*

Philippa: And THAT, folks, is the way it's meant to be. Oh, and y'know, Yuffentines are good and such.
Yuffentine by Pippa H August 5, 2006

Yefferson 

A man that will always be there for you. He's one of the cutes thing in the world hottest, adorable, sweet. All of he's ex's still chace him.
Yefferson is so hot.
Yefferson by Shshbsbsj January 31, 2017
Noun: Someone who likes to yiff; to yiff frequently
Matt is such a yiffer.
Yiffer by Lupis Lupine July 25, 2003
(Yiffer)Pronounced (Y-I-ph-r)-see (Furry) Slang for Furry. Basically Yiffers are hardcore furrys who dress up in animal costumes and have orgys. Yiffers have an unhealthy obsession with human like animals and have massive "Fur Conventions" and Furry Hentai websites. It is common for them to display animal characteristics. In many cases Yiffers think they are an animal like a fox or wolf, trapped in a human body.
*Not to be confused with beastuality.... but both equally screwed up
That guys a Yiffer! He just growled at me!
Yiffer by Leafman April 18, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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