Literally the most perfect person ever to exist. All her friends and family should thank their lucky stars every day that they got blessed so much that they get to spend even a fraction of their time in her presence. (Synonym for perfect )
“ yo did you just hang out with yowa”
“Yea and it was literally the best time of my life she’s only second to Beyoncé “
“ I wish that was me”
“ same”
“Yea and it was literally the best time of my life she’s only second to Beyoncé “
“ I wish that was me”
“ same”
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The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.
This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.
For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.
When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.
Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.
The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.
This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.
For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.
When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.
Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.
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Get the Yo wa guan piff ting mug.‘Datte kimi, yowaimo’ or just ‘yowaimo’ meaning ‘(since/because) you’re weak’; the full phrase being ‘Daijoubu deshou. Datte kimi, yowaimon’(大丈夫でしょう だって君、弱いもん)is the audial epitome of much of the Western JJK(Jujutsu Kaisen) anime internet fandom’s stan culture surrounding Gojo Satoru, one of the main characters and the main trio’s sensei(‘western’ because ‘yowaimo’ isn’t actually the correct romaji spelling- it really being ‘yowaimon’, (‘mon’, or もん, being the shortened version of ‘mono’,もの, used as a way to emphasise a phrase) as many believe it to be an especially drool inducing moment from Gojo, due to the context of him saying it to an, at that moment, helpless opponent due to the insurmountable difference in power between them. Coupled with the teasing/ playful inflections and voice crack that can be heard in it’s saying, it appeals to many of the -particularly female- audience’s fantasies.
Person 1:“Satoru my beloved! I want him to ‘yowaImO’ me and spit in my face! I’d literally beg him to I don’t care about my dignity girl’s got priorities-!”
Person 2: “Bruh I’d tell you to calm down but honestly same. I just set it to my alarm clock yesterday so I’ll eternally be reminded about my position in the sexiness hierarchy”
Person 3: “Hey you guys know it’s actually ‘yowaimon’, right? Like, with an ‘n’. I saw it in yt comments yesterday”
Person 1: “…huh? I didn’t hear any ‘n’?”
Person 2: “Bruh I’d tell you to calm down but honestly same. I just set it to my alarm clock yesterday so I’ll eternally be reminded about my position in the sexiness hierarchy”
Person 3: “Hey you guys know it’s actually ‘yowaimon’, right? Like, with an ‘n’. I saw it in yt comments yesterday”
Person 1: “…huh? I didn’t hear any ‘n’?”
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