4 definitions by Toilet Shitter

Yowaimo

‘Datte kimi, yowaimo’ or just ‘yowaimo’ meaning ‘(since/because) you’re weak’; the full phrase being ‘Daijoubu deshou. Datte kimi, yowaimon’(大丈夫でしょう だって君、弱いもん)is the audial epitome of much of the Western JJK(Jujutsu Kaisen) anime internet fandom’s stan culture surrounding Gojo Satoru, one of the main characters and the main trio’s sensei(‘western’ because ‘yowaimo’ isn’t actually the correct romaji spelling- it really being ‘yowaimon’, (‘mon’, or もん, being the shortened version of ‘mono’,もの, used as a way to emphasise a phrase) as many believe it to be an especially drool inducing moment from Gojo, due to the context of him saying it to an, at that moment, helpless opponent due to the insurmountable difference in power between them. Coupled with the teasing/ playful inflections and voice crack that can be heard in it’s saying, it appeals to many of the -particularly female- audience’s fantasies.

Person 1:“Satoru my beloved! I want him to ‘yowaImO’ me and spit in my face! I’d literally beg him to I don’t care about my dignity girl’s got priorities-!”
Person 2: “Bruh I’d tell you to calm down but honestly same. I just set it to my alarm clock yesterday so I’ll eternally be reminded about my position in the sexiness hierarchy”
Person 3: “Hey you guys know it’s actually ‘yowaimon’, right? Like, with an ‘n’. I saw it in yt comments yesterday”
Person 1: “…huh? I didn’t hear any ‘n’?”

by Toilet Shitter August 15, 2022

Jelly

Jiggly wiggly dessert that comes in a variety of flavours. It's nice and smooth like glass but with a soft/malleable texture that can easily be penetrated by a spoon to then shove into your mouth.

British person: I can't believe there isn't any proper definition for 'jelly' yet in the Urban Dictionary
American person: What's jelly? do you mean jealous?
British person: I'm pretty sure you call it 'jello' in America
America person: Oh jello! I love that!

by Toilet Shitter April 25, 2020

Toilet Bound Hanako Kun

An amazing anime with stunningly beautiful visuals that will awe and astound you... until you read the manga and your standards are raised exponentially and you start to realise Lerche kind of f*cked it up a little (But only a little, it's still great) I mean The anime is GOOD, but please, PLEASE read the manga to get the full Toilet Shitter experience idek where the anime is going from the way they're ordering the arcs

Person 1: Hey! Have you seen Toilet Bound Hanako Kun?
Person 2: You mean JSHK? HELL YEAH! It's so good!
Person 1: JSHK?
Person 2: Yeah, Jibaku Shounen Hanako Kun
Person 1: But you coulda' just-
Person 2: But Seriously man, please just read the manga. I mean, you can read and watch it if you want, but READ THE MANGA!
Person 1: Uh, okay..
Person 2: No, promise me, promise me right now or I'll literally do you a Mitsuba-
Person 1: OKAY! OKAY! I'LL READ IT! I'LL READ IT! PLEASE! PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M SORRY!

by Toilet Shitter March 27, 2020

Saiki

A pink haired esper that is so cool and OP that I'm pretty sure he could leave Saitama in the dust, however he would inevitably have to remove one of his 'control devices' , the one on the left side of his head to unlock his full powers, which he wears to keep his dangerous psychic abilities in check. However, even without his full powers, he is ridiculously powerful, with an arsenal full of every possible ability: pyrokinesis; telekinesis; teleportation; clairvoyance; telepathy etc(he can also turn people to stone if looking at them with his beautiful purple eyes, which is why he wears his green glasses). However, he is quite humble and rather than seeing himself as above others in a world full of normal people, with the extremely rare small supernatural ability in some, sees his powers as somewhat of a nuisance for their shortcomings, even wishing them gone. (Although, between you and me the guy would be lost without them, as he gets anxious without being able to read people's thoughts, being able to do so since birth. While he is purposefully listless in class and makes a point of not standing out, or wanting to stand out, instead admiring the norm, yet even so extraordinary and extremely characteristic people seem to be inevitably drawn to him, and his hilarious interactions with his friends are the main body of the anime Saiki K or The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

He is also cute af and it's impossible not to love the non-energetic coffee-jello loving child.

Person A: OMG is that Saiki? Really? That's really Saiki? Seriously?!
Person B: No way! He's normally so boring and looks half dead inside, I kind of feel sorry for him for having such weird friends. He looks so happy eating that coffee jello!
Person A: Oh wait, he noticed us! NO! He's putting it down! But that was so cute his expression he looked so happy and innocent... Wait maybe we should go over and talk to him he was so cute a second ago...
Person B: Oh wait there goes that weirdo Nendou, let's not

by Toilet Shitter April 18, 2020