your hard
As they cuddled on the couch, Courtney, suddenly horny, turns to her boyfriend and asks, "Can I suck your hard, baby?"
Words you can keep
Hide Your Hard-On
A phrase used scornfully & contemptuously to someone who keeps making their interest in a subject or person especially apparent.
Can be - and often is - shortened to HYH.
Can be - and often is - shortened to HYH.
Guy: Atsuko is so hot! Have you seen her new character designs? They're really hot. Don't you think Atsuko is the most hot? She is. She's the hottest, Atsuko.
James (rolls eyes): Hide your hard-on, mate.
Guy: Don't you guys love Sakura Wars? It's so cool.
James: Yeah...it's OK. We were actually just discussing British escapes from Colditz.
Guy: Oh my god! That's EXACTLY like Sakura Wars! Did you know that-
James: HYH.
James (rolls eyes): Hide your hard-on, mate.
Guy: Don't you guys love Sakura Wars? It's so cool.
James: Yeah...it's OK. We were actually just discussing British escapes from Colditz.
Guy: Oh my god! That's EXACTLY like Sakura Wars! Did you know that-
James: HYH.
Hide Your Hard-On by Lunettarose July 7, 2010
Related Words
your hard • defrag your hard drive • Hide Your Hard-On • hit your hard • L Your Hardware Vendor • you think your hard • This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card. • Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry • Laugh Your Dick Hard • National flirt hard with your crush day
you think your hard
Michael: " Ill pistol whip yo ass if u dont give me my $5"
Sarah: " You think your hard?! I grew up on eating cereal for breakfast and supper under a cardboard roof!"
Sarah: " You think your hard?! I grew up on eating cereal for breakfast and supper under a cardboard roof!"
you think your hard by yaweirdoyou March 15, 2015
hit your hard
hit your hard by Zoe Kennedy November 6, 2007
defrag your hard drive
defrag your hard drive by BrandonC April 6, 2006
Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry
To remain optimistic and in good spirits even in hard times, while also staying composed and ready for anything.
Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.
Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry by Ginger Snappah Head October 6, 2021
Laugh Your Dick Hard
1) to laugh so much that your dick gets hard
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH
Pete: This joke will really Laugh Your Dick Hard.
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA
Laugh Your Dick Hard by galen_gris October 26, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026