2 definitions by MTJ78257

your hard

Slang shorthand, meaning a guy's penis, especially when he's hard.

As they cuddled on the couch, Courtney, suddenly horny, turns to her boyfriend and asks, "Can I suck your hard, baby?"

by MTJ78257 February 1, 2015

popcorn thread

In an internet forum, this is when somebody posts something either highly controversial or just plain ignorant or stupid in a forum thread, or willfully derails a thread, thus inviting other forum posters to make all the return cheap shots and scornful insults they at the poster making the remark or post for being ridiculous, asinine, or beyond the pale.

"After he posted that crazy remark about race, he just turned this into a popcorn thread

by MTJ78257 August 11, 2014