The most versatile
dis/comeback ever created in the
history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you'
re talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #
2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!
2. guy: What's your favorite
food?
guy #
2: Your mom
3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.