Definitions by Nytesdawn

luck 

It may seem good now, but down the road it will fuck you in the ass one day... hard.

"Wow! Gary just asked me out! He's the hottest guy in the grade! I must be the luckiest girl on Earth..."
The next day...
"Just my luck! Gary took me to his place, tied me up, and started pounding his 10" long dong."

luck by Nytesdawn April 15, 2013

swaggeroni and cheese 

The most badass macaroni... EVER!

"Yo dawg, did you see Tim yesterday? He was eating some damn swaggeroni and cheese."
"Bro, that kid's got serious swag."

swaggeroni and cheese by Nytesdawn February 26, 2013

YOLO 

What you should DEFINITELY say after every action you perform.

Driving over the speed limit... YOLO
Forgot to wear a condom... YOLO
Calculus exam tomorrow... YOLO

YOLO by Nytesdawn February 6, 2013

Your Mom 

Why you should listen to the teacher in class.

(teacher finishes lecture)
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.

Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!

Your Mom by Nytesdawn October 30, 2012

F 

A test grade which will shortly be followed by the bullshit of your parents.

Johnny got an F on his math test.

F by Nytesdawn October 8, 2012

holding it up the ass 

When you have a big turd hanging around your anus, but you refuse to let it out.

Billy was holding it up the ass in class today.

holding it up the ass by Nytesdawn October 8, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

The ultimate site to procrastinate on.

Andrew was doing his homework, but then started looking up definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary by Nytesdawn October 3, 2012