8 definitions by Nytesdawn

Urban Dictionary

The ultimate site to procrastinate on.

Andrew was doing his homework, but then started looking up definitions on Urban Dictionary.

by Nytesdawn October 3, 2012

Your Mom

Why you should listen to the teacher in class.

(teacher finishes lecture)
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.

Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!

by Nytesdawn October 30, 2012

YOLO

What you should DEFINITELY say after every action you perform.

Driving over the speed limit... YOLO
Forgot to wear a condom... YOLO
Calculus exam tomorrow... YOLO

by Nytesdawn February 7, 2013

swaggeroni and cheese

The most badass macaroni... EVER!

"Yo dawg, did you see Tim yesterday? He was eating some damn swaggeroni and cheese."
"Bro, that kid's got serious swag."

by Nytesdawn February 27, 2013

amg

Girl's way of pronouncing OMG (oh my god). It is pronounced Ah My God! or Ah Mah Gawd!

"AMG, these guys were trying to hit on me during chemistry today!"
"AMG, I bet they were trying to stick their test tubes into your skirt!"

by Nytesdawn August 2, 2012

holding it up the ass

When you have a big turd hanging around your anus, but you refuse to let it out.

Billy was holding it up the ass in class today.

by Nytesdawn October 8, 2012

F

A test grade which will shortly be followed by the bullshit of your parents.

Johnny got an F on his math test.

by Nytesdawn October 8, 2012