You Playin?

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It something you say to someone who gets out in a game to really annoy them. For instance, if your playin' basketball, or cards or something. Me and my homeboys tried this shit and it's fuckin hilarious.

Man 1 - Damn man, I fuckin got out.

Man 2 - Hey Man... You Playin?

Man 1 - Fuck you man.

Man 2 - Dahahahahah!!!!

You Playin? by Cum-Chup June 25, 2005

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This could be us but you playin'

A term which is used by someone to describe a couple as an example to hope that the couple goals will be implemented into someone's hopeful relationship

*John sees couple Becky and Sam holding hands and eating ice cream*
*John says to his girlfriend Chloe*: This could be us but you playin'

This could be us but you playin' by TomMoore October 19, 2018

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this could be us but you playin

A joke, often in meme form, that has a picture of an unattractive or ghetto couple (or a couple doing weird things) that says, "this could be us but you playin."

*picture of woman shaving guy's butt*

THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU PLAYIN

this could be us but you playin by FimogenFeels April 13, 2014

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you be playin

A phrase used when a guy wants you

Guy: I want you but you be playin
Girl: how?

you be playin by Shanay May 29, 2017

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playin wit you

when you're just so done wit people's shit that you wanna square up

"touch me again hoe, I fucking dare you, touch me again, I ain't playin wit you"
"dumbass hoe, you think i'm playin wit you, but i'm not. square the fuck up, bitch!"

playin wit you by Cherries and Wine January 22, 2019

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Are you playing AltF4?

This phrase is commonly used to respond to someone discussing their personal issues when you have no actual substantial response or advice to give.

Guy 1: "Thing haven't been going so well with the wife ever since I found out she was cheating."

Guy 2: "Are you playing AltF4?"

Are you playing AltF4? by eggy3636 July 11, 2023

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Now you're playing with power

Nintendo marketing slogan from the 1980s and 1990s.

No, Bobby, just because the Nintendo commercial said "Now you're playing with power!" doesn't mean you get to plug this pair of scissors into an electrical outlet!

Now you're playing with power by ekolis September 23, 2013

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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