ekolis's definitions
by ekolis November 3, 2016
Get the porch roommug. In a game, something that takes a lot of damage, then suffers Critical Existence Failure, without gradually losing functionality as it takes damage.
by ekolis June 27, 2013
Get the HP bucketmug. A task that was taken on and solved out of a desire to take initiative at work. This is a reference to an episode of The Orville in which Captain Ed Mercer asks Bortus what he has been working on, and Bortus replies that there is an alligator in the cargo bay, but he has crushed it with a chair.
by ekolis January 30, 2020
Get the alligator in the cargo baymug. A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.
My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!
by ekolis January 25, 2014
Get the Google golfmug. The sexual reward one receives for winning a match of Super Smash Bros. That is, your controller vibrates. You know what to do.
by ekolis December 8, 2013
Get the the jiggliesmug. A lawn which is well cared for on the front side of the house, but in disarray on the back, much like a mullet - "business in the front, party in the back".
The Hendersons have such a mullet lawn. It's just like their marriage - they're always putting on their best face for the neighborhood, but deep down, they have issues...
by ekolis August 1, 2014
Get the mullet lawnmug. A vehicle, especially a spaceship, that travels faster in reverse than going forward, just like any of the ever-retreating bosses from the Star Fox games.
by ekolis December 8, 2013
Get the Star Fox bossmug.