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HAHAHA! WHAT!? I don't think that's how that works but OK. Kind of. I mean, what did the guy who did the shooting actually say was the reason he did it? Because it's probably just that (to the extent he has the capacity to articulate his grievance)
Hym "Nope. YOU failed. You tried to tell me that I failed and YOU failed, shit-head. Like, the national guard BEING THERE... Was supposed to prevent that. They were supposed to scare crazy-evil people into not doing crime and/or actively prevent the crime from happening as it's happening... And then look what happened. Not only did they NOT DO THAT EVEN A LITTLE BIT... But also they were the VICTIMS OF THE CRIME. That's like ME getting murdered in a mass shooting. I mean... It's like they are trying to 'manifest' things. Right? It also seems like the approval rating goes up or down at my behest. So that's neat. I say down! Shut it all down! No more approval for shit-heads! And yes Alex. I do exist. I'm like a real guy. I got a little baby dick and everything. I live in an apartment. And I am existing so fucking hard right now you would not believe. A lot harder then those fucking national guardsman, that's for sure. Because, uh, they do not do that anymore... Umm... Right. Sorry for your loss, by the way. Whoever thought having the national guard fucking stand around out there was a good idea... Does the national guard not have a plan for that? Like... The American military... doesn't have a plan... For what to do... If a guy with a gun... Tries to shoot them while the are standing around? What?"
YOU failed by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
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you have failed me 

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026