you barb
you barb by accramadenq™ May 2, 2024
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You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
17th century idiom.
A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.
See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.
See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.
B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast. by elip October 29, 2014
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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