You are a

Where someone uses this phrase as a come back and often as a misguided attempt to be funny.

I think I a have a ham sandwich
You are a ham sandwich.

You are a by Judge dredd7 November 9, 2011

You are a

You: Second person singular subject pronoun.
are: The verb "to be" conjugated to the present tense with second person singular subject.
a: Indeterminate article

"You are a mailman."

You are a by kryptoid256 September 26, 2026

You Are a Cunt 

A popular song by the now-famous YouTuber, "Kat McSnatch".

{Erik}: Have you seen the video for Kat McSnatch's new song, "You Are a Cunt"? It's gone viral!
{Cathy}: Yea, I've seen it and even downloaded it to my Ipod!
{Erik}: Our 'rents are going to either ground us for eternity or die laughing if they ever hear it!

You Are a Cunt by Telephony August 22, 2014

you are a pirate 

An extremely catchy song from the children's program Lazy Town that gets stuck in your head for weeks on end.

It can be found on youtube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU

Yar, har, fiddle-dee-dee
If you look to sail the sea
You are a pirate

you are a pirate by gregory buttcas August 21, 2008

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face! by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

You are a joke 

'You are a joke' is a phrase used by someone who believes you to be inferior to them. To belittle, disrespect, embarrass, and humiliate you. To make you feel as though you are stupid, unimportant, or unwanted, etc. and make themselves feel supirior to you.

Look at you, you moron. You are a joke!

You are a joke by SmoothDog75 April 27, 2020

You are a strange cookie 

A phrase used to represent someone that is always saying odd things, or things out of context with the original topic of conversation. This is also a term used for really smart people who always share their knowledge about a specific topic, whether they were asked to or not.

When you ask someone to hit the button for your floor on the elevator and they say. I was 14 once. I remember it well, I got a bike for my birthday that year. You say to them, you are a strange cookie.

You are a strange cookie by Rain in the NW May 21, 2011