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you're so white 

more intense version of you're white
Minh: man... y do u think that you're black.
Colin: cuz i am.
Minh: dude, "Colin" is such a white name
Colin: man, you're so white
you're so white by Minh Vu May 31, 2005

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. 

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

Watching Black And White Movies While You're Color-Blind 

(1) The have minimum or no change towards a issue or action
The senator from Detroit try to end its mass poverty Problem by hiring one secretary but it was like Watching Black And White Movies While You're Color-Blind so his actions was little to no effectiveness towards the problem

You're a cliche. You validate everyone the white man thinks about out you 

I wrote that shit. Years before that shitty movie came out. That shit was stolen. Pathetic. You see how inferior to me these piece of shit hollywood writers are? You saw it! You were all here and saw me write that shit. What a fucking hack!
You know that "Bombshell" line from that shitty movie where he says "You're a cliche. You validate everyone the white man thinks about out you"? That's shit was stolen. So was the Joker's speech at the end of the movie. Stolen from a guy that talks about raping whores who fuck retards every day. You motherfuckers are that shit up like crumb cake didn't you? You dumb motherfuckers. Didn't publish the definition though. Why? Because doesn't matter is you love the shit. It's that I'm the one who's saying it. Dumb motherfuckers. I knew that shit was good when I wrote it. I am a goddamn genius. And all of you are idiots.

if you're from Africa, why are you white? 

a thing that Karen Smith would say.
"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.

"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.

Make sure you're undoing whatever they do when they patch

Make sure you're undoing whatever they do when they patch
Hym Iam "Make sure you're undoing whatever they do when they patch."
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