you're killing me
you're killing me by Gerard Irick September 4, 2011
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You're killing me
1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off
2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees
3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.
2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees
3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.
1) You didn't do your half of the class project? You're killing me here.
2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.
3) You're killing me Smalls!
2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.
3) You're killing me Smalls!
You're killing me by Josh May 7, 2003
You're killing me smalls
Direct quote from the 1993 film "Sandlot". After being asked by Ham Porter if he wanted a s'more, Scotty Smalls replies several times with the question, "Some more what?". After his frustration grew with Scotty, Ham replies with, "You're killing me Smalls." This phrase is commonly used to express discontent or frustration towards a person.
Joe: "Hey Scott, can you pass me another Budweiser?"
Scott: "Actually dude, I just finished the last one."
Joe: "... You're killing me smalls."
Scott: "Actually dude, I just finished the last one."
Joe: "... You're killing me smalls."
You're killing me smalls by AyeMurr November 13, 2011
You're killing me, Smalls
Line from the movie "The Sandlot," meant to show extreme frustration towards someone's ineptitude or clueless-ness, sometimes both.
"Last night's episode of American Gladiators was wicked?"
"What's American Gladiators?"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
"Johnson, did you back up those files like I asked"
"Umm,no, sir. I forgot"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
"What's American Gladiators?"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
"Johnson, did you back up those files like I asked"
"Umm,no, sir. I forgot"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
You're killing me, Smalls by Bill so chill October 14, 2008
You're killing me smalls
You're killing me smalls by Processor Pro March 29, 2023
You're killing me, Smalls!
You're killing me, Smalls! by mcfuckkkk April 6, 2017
You're Killin' Me, Smalls!
A quote from The Sandlot. If someone says this to you, it's probably a sign that they think you are stupid, and you should probably just walk away. Say this to someone only when they are acting incredibly stupid or clueless.
Tyler: Have you seen the movie The Sandlot?
Hailey: Umm, no.
Tyler: You're killin' me, Smalls!
Hailey: WTF?
Hailey: Umm, no.
Tyler: You're killin' me, Smalls!
Hailey: WTF?
You're Killin' Me, Smalls! by PrettierThanYourGF June 13, 2016
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