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Your OS Is A Piece Of Shit
YOSPOS Bitch!
YOSPOS by Lord_Flatulence December 15, 2009
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Yosprait 

The inevitable bit of yogurt that sprays out when you peel back the lid on a container of Yoplait yogurt.
No matter how careful I am, I always get a bit of yosprait on my hand when I crack the lid on a Yoplait.
Yosprait by tholt August 20, 2010

Yospooge 

The spurt of yogurt that flies out when pulling the foil top off a Yoplait yogurt. Without adequate protection, it is common to end up a creamy load of Yospooge on your hand, clothing or even your face.
At lunch today, I forgot to cover my Yoplait yogurt container with a napkin before pulling off the foil top. I wound up with Yospooge running down my cheek!
Yospooge by Coosey Junt April 6, 2015
It's a place where you hang out with your friends, crack a funny joke, while sipping bourbon and smoking a nice cigar. YOSPOS is the place where the cool guys hang out, and where scrubs are left out.
Let's go to YOSPOS, it's p. chill there.
YOSPOS by Yosposter April 19, 2009
yosper is so good at gaming. he’s an absolute beast at rocket league.
“what rank is he?”
“it doesn’t matter, he’s yosper”
yosper by Yosper October 20, 2020
Technology forum - On the streets, cool kids refer to yospos as "The 219" or "Vitamin PC"
Hey, let's go check out the 219 and post post post in YOSPOS!
YOSPOS by Yospro August 16, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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