6 definitions by Coosey Junt
When you take a dump, finish and leave the bathroom, only to be back in the bathroom within 15 minutes for the second round. That short break between dumps is a shintermission.
Dude One: Now where is he? I saw him come back from the can, but I cannot find him.
Dude Two: He's back in the can again. You saw him during the shintermission.
Dude One: That's what can happen when you down two 28 ounce steaks.
Dude Two: He's back in the can again. You saw him during the shintermission.
Dude One: That's what can happen when you down two 28 ounce steaks.
by Coosey Junt May 14, 2016
A real-life bad ass who hunted Nazis after World War II. Also, a very good actor and all-around nice guy (unless you're a Nazi.)
Dude1: "Christopher Lee was the shit."
Dude2: "Who the hell is Christopher Lee?"
Dude1: "You know, the guy that played Count Dooku and Saruman. He's been acting like forever."
Dude2: "Yeah, he was pretty cool I guess... just an actor and an old dude."
Dude1: "Bullshit. He hunted fuckin' Nazis after World War II as part of some secret British operation. He was a war veteran and a bonafide bad ass."
Dude2: "Damn! He truly *was* the shit. I bet when he was 90 years old he still kicked the shit out of people that deserved it. He's was like a white 'Shaft'!"
Dude1: "You're damn right. He was one bad motherfucker."
Dude2: "Who the hell is Christopher Lee?"
Dude1: "You know, the guy that played Count Dooku and Saruman. He's been acting like forever."
Dude2: "Yeah, he was pretty cool I guess... just an actor and an old dude."
Dude1: "Bullshit. He hunted fuckin' Nazis after World War II as part of some secret British operation. He was a war veteran and a bonafide bad ass."
Dude2: "Damn! He truly *was* the shit. I bet when he was 90 years old he still kicked the shit out of people that deserved it. He's was like a white 'Shaft'!"
Dude1: "You're damn right. He was one bad motherfucker."
by Coosey Junt May 14, 2016
A small length of unwrapped. twisted electrical tape left at the end of a wrap, so the next guy can easily unwrap the tape. Failure to leave a buddy is being shitty to the next guy.
WiringDude1: That wiring job too twice as long because it took me 5 minutes to unwrap the electrical tape on each pull.
WiringDude2: Why didn't you use a buddy?
WiringDude1: I did, but the guy helping me didn't.
WiringDude2: Oh yeah, that dickhead never leaves a buddy.
WiringDude2: Why didn't you use a buddy?
WiringDude1: I did, but the guy helping me didn't.
WiringDude2: Oh yeah, that dickhead never leaves a buddy.
by Coosey Junt December 14, 2013
The spurt of yogurt that flies out when pulling the foil top off a Yoplait yogurt. Without adequate protection, it is common to end up a creamy load of Yospooge on your hand, clothing or even your face.
At lunch today, I forgot to cover my Yoplait yogurt container with a napkin before pulling off the foil top. I wound up with Yospooge running down my cheek!
by Coosey Junt April 6, 2015
Text Sent: Hey, I was wondering if Thea he books get tiftwyhe later rosy.
Reply: What???
Text Sent: I was asking if Thea was coming home today, but my iPhone had an iStroke.
Reply: What???
Text Sent: I was asking if Thea was coming home today, but my iPhone had an iStroke.
by Coosey Junt April 6, 2019
Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."
Dude2: "A what?"
Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."
Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."
Dude2: "A what?"
Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."
Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."
by Coosey Junt December 13, 2013