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Yolanda Be Cool
A phrase derived from Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules in Pulp Fiction, generally used when a bad motherfucker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a bitch down.
"Yolanda Be Cool"
Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
Yolanda: You don't hurt him.
Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?
Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: What?
Yolanda: He's cool.
Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.
Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.
Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
Yolanda: You don't hurt him.
Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?
Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: What?
Yolanda: He's cool.
Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.
Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.
Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Yolanda Be Cool by Ham Sauce December 12, 2013
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Yolanda
Beautiful, sexy, intelligent, smart, honest and loyal, very sentimental, she cares and loves to help others sometimes too much. Knows how to be sexual, sex goddess to many. Always has several admires after her at one time. Very social gets along with everybody mostly males. Laughs about everything. Her beauty, her attitude is what draws men to her. Expects respect and honored from them as she will treat her men likewise. Yolanda is a girl that knows what she is worth and will not settle for less always strives to succeed. Always knows what is best for her. Very mature for her age. She is "the girl" that is very easy for a man to fall in love with yet it's so hard "for her" to fall in love with a man, but when she does she will be the most loyal, honest and caring girlfriend/wife any man would want.
So fellas if u find a Yolanda keep her. Most likely many men out there want her as well, but if she chooses you consider yourself lucky, take good care of her even of she is taken her admires will try to steal her love. Love her back don't let her go for if u do she will have many choices out there to pick from and most likely "they" won't let her go like you did.
So fellas if u find a Yolanda keep her. Most likely many men out there want her as well, but if she chooses you consider yourself lucky, take good care of her even of she is taken her admires will try to steal her love. Love her back don't let her go for if u do she will have many choices out there to pick from and most likely "they" won't let her go like you did.
Yolanda by Meaning for Yolanda May 16, 2013
Yolanda
A very sweet, kind woman. She is usually very mature for her age and stays positive around others while being very depressed on the inside. She treats her significant other very kind and is the role model of how you should treat your boyfriend/ girlfriend
"Yolanda is awesome!"
"Yolanda is the best person I know! She's so pretty too!" "I want to be just like Yolanda, everyone loves her!"
"Yolanda is the best person I know! She's so pretty too!" "I want to be just like Yolanda, everyone loves her!"
Yolanda by Momo The Memer April 5, 2017
Yolanda
Yolanda means a nice, pretty, attractive girl that everyone wants to be like her every guy likes her and her name stands for goodness. She will find a man that will never leave her. Everybody wants to be her friend . A lovable person
Damm is that Yolanda she is fine
I wish I could be like Yolanda
I want to be with Yolanda
Dammm Yolanda always looks hot
I wish I could be like Yolanda
I want to be with Yolanda
Dammm Yolanda always looks hot
Yolanda by Awesome,cool,swag names April 1, 2017
Yolanda Saldivar
A woman who deserves nothing but time in jail or in hell after what she did .She killed the beloved Late Tejano Singer Selena Quintanilla Perez
Yolanda Saldivar by Chanel Medina July 19, 2019
Yolanda
A violet flower that has a quiet beauty. They are mostly purple, which is a sign of royalty, class and sophistication. They can also be mysterious, hard to figure out. If compared to a woman they would be considered very intelligent with a wicked sense of humor and full of intrigue. They blow softly in the wind with a graceful air. They have a soft fragrance that captivates when sniffed.
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