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John is lookin pretty yoped.
yoped by Jimmer_time April 11, 2014
Words you can keep
Ok ok hear me out: there's "yeet," and then "yote" is the past tense of "yeet" (to have yeeted)-- so what does that make "Yoted"??? "Yeet-eeted"?!?!?
Person 1: Ahhh shit man, that dude livin down the street yoted me the other day!
Person 2: tf??? what the hell does that mean?
Person 1: the man YEETEETED me.
Person 2: ???
Yoted by Yodel-Ay-Yodel-Ay-YEET-YOTE November 21, 2017
Related Words
yoped yope yoked YOTED Yopped Yoed yoked up yoned Yopee yiped
used for arguments and agreeing with things!
dave: your cute
deirdre: nopey
dave: yopey
yopey by andynhannah! February 10, 2013
someone that is really ugly. (chopped but worse)
have you seen Cian's new haircut?? he's so yopped.
Yopped by katlili May 4, 2022

yoked thumbs 

The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.

Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.
"No I can't open the soda, you got it to tight with your yoked thumbs!"
yoked thumbs by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009
There is the past tense of yeet, yote. Past tense is all good and shit but if you’re going to go all out; the past past tense is for you. Yoted would be the past tense of yote and is commonly used by extreme intellects and the like. It can even be used by dinosaurs.
Albert Einstein: “I just yoted”.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson: “same man”.
yoted by bimbob May 7, 2018

If you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you 

This sentence belongs to Mr.Beast. He has a YouTube channel and he is pewdiepies biggest supporter and has been noticed by pewdiepie countless times. He spends a lot of his money donating to pewdiepie.
"if you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you" Chris
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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