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yootoob by Purpstar615 December 20, 2022
Words you can keep
When you're caught touching yourself on a zoom call.
Jeffrey was caught youtoobin on a zoom call.
Youtoobin by HomerEyes October 20, 2020
A cartoon's version of saying "youtube". Probably so they dont get sued.
Tate: hey did you see that new video on youtoob?

Jimmy: Oh the one with that little gay kid.
youtoob by Jimmy & Tate April 5, 2008

yooboobally 

the act of falling into a puddle of mud while wearing a fancy gown or tuxedo of sorts and getting dirt on your shoes mostly...but some on your face also. tends to happen to white people.
Suzy: Did you see Johnny yooboobally last night? Homeboy was straight trippin'
Haley: haha. he is a fool. righttttt.
yooboobally by justin your mother January 15, 2009
Masturbating while on a zoom call believing the camera is off when it’s not.
While Jeffrey’s zoom call was on a break he muted the zoom but did not turn off the camera and then proceeded to masturbate for everyone to see him youtoobin.
youtoobin by Mikala1406 October 20, 2020
1. Masturbating while on a work-related video conference. Named after CNN legal "analist", Jeffrey Toobin, who did this very thing.

2. Masturbation during a video chat.
I was having a YouToobin session with Anderson Cooper and the rest of the CNN crew.
YouToobin by La Ranita October 25, 2020

yoohoobigbadvampire 

the BEST tvdu fanpage😩
literally the coolest person on the planet and if ur not friends with her wtf are you doing with ur life-
#STANYOOHOOBIGBADVAMPIRE2021
person: who is yoohoobigbadvampire
me: the coolest person💃
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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