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When you're caught touching yourself on a zoom call.
Jeffrey was caught youtoobin on a zoom call.
Youtoobin by HomerEyes October 20, 2020
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Masturbating while on a zoom call believing the camera is off when it’s not.
While Jeffrey’s zoom call was on a break he muted the zoom but did not turn off the camera and then proceeded to masturbate for everyone to see him youtoobin.
youtoobin by Mikala1406 October 20, 2020
1. Masturbating while on a work-related video conference. Named after CNN legal "analist", Jeffrey Toobin, who did this very thing.

2. Masturbation during a video chat.
I was having a YouToobin session with Anderson Cooper and the rest of the CNN crew.
YouToobin by La Ranita October 25, 2020
A slang word used for browsing youtube for videos.
Hey wots poppin?
not much just youtubin.
youtubin by Dave222 May 27, 2007

Youtubin' 

A slang word for 'browsing youtube and/or watching youtube videos' Can be used in multiple conversations.
Man - Brb gonna do some youtubin'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Man 1 - Hey were the hell have you been? We were all gonna meet up at the mall.

Man 2 - I was youtubin', got hooked into watching the longest video on youtube
Youtubin' by PossibleTheory February 21, 2010

YouTubing 

The process of browsing and watching videos on www.YouTube.com
Guy 1: Hey dude, have you ever been YouTubing?

Guy 2: Yeah it's gnarley!
YouTubing by Koll July 30, 2008

Youpooping 

Watching YouTube on your laptop while taking a massive crap.
Ben: "You sure were takin a shit for a while!"

Alex: "Yeah, sorry, I was youpooping"
Youpooping by Titmonger October 16, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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