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Yooting

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The pronation of the cock to such a degree where the process of space time continuum cannot sustain its self because of the overlapping of the cocks skin. One yoot resides at the beginning stages of early users( usually just to start learning how it’s done perchance). Second overlap of the male cock-skin is where things get a little psychedelic, mind begins to go in the 2nd dimension. On the 3rd rotation of penis you begin your journey ripping through the fabric of our reality, in this state your mind will accelerate cognitive abilities and unleash your extra 8 senses. On top of this you will feel your vision blurt and you will experience a higher plane of existence with geometric forms shaping around them as what they first thought was reality shortly turns into a figment of your mind. You must never go past a 3rd turn because after you hold on for that fourth, you vaporize into the 5th sector and break through the quantum barrier of the universes dematrel valve. Anyone who has attempted a 4th turn yoot has all ended up gone from this realm with most speculating that they become a high form of being, but we will never know. As of now we do know that most of this exists because of the law of dihilozation, in this law it confirms that when the cock is turned such a way the matrix mistakes the plane of the skin to be apart of its own and with each turn a sector of reality is brought with it. Yooting can also be really helpful against pollen allergies and gayness
Yo sorry I can’t get to the phone right now I’m too busy Yooting the geek out of my dih
Yooting by Soberpickledih April 26, 2025
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yoting a bitch 

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the act of “Yoting a bitch” is when a man makes his bitch so moist that she can’t cum any longer, then he will proceed to pick her up, scream “this bitch empty” and throw her whilst yelling “yote
“Yoting a bitch, is just, yoting a bitch
yoting a bitch by 1346427376 December 12, 2017
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Yosting

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Verb:1. The act of beating up someone and leaving them with a black eye
2. The act of getting beat up by someone and being left with a black eye
1. A bully yosting another kid.
2. “Did you see when they yosted that kid!
Yosting by Lg_Tiburon November 9, 2009

Yosting

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When a person burps or coughs in your face.
Bro! Stop yosting me! Your breath smells like warm throw up.
Yosting by Loot Arens June 20, 2019

Yorting 

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When you're incredibly tired and yawn so hard that you snort.
"What the heck was that? "
"I'm so tired, i yorted."

"I was yorting all night, because i was so exhausted and tired. "
Yorting by tiph September 18, 2015

YooPing 

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A cryptocurrency made for stopping spam!
Im so glad i got a yooping account, no spam anymore for me
YooPing by Kiwi Dave Sprout February 20, 2018

yosting

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1. To talk about spending money frivilously. 2. To complain about; bitching. 3. To avoid one's duties at work or at home.
1. Ed was yosting again today; he was talking about buying a new car with a trailer hitch to move that new boat he's going to buy.
2. Stay away from Carl today, he's yosting about his wife again.
3. I'm not doing any work today; I'm just yosting.
yosting by Mike Lowry June 10, 2007
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Friend 1: Minimap
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