yooking

Taking a delicate, but painful, poop after eating chili

Babe, I’m currently yooking after last night’s supper

by jonaslover94 January 30, 2024

Yonking

To be in Yonkers, New York.

Person 1: “Where’s Naomi? Is she downtown?
Person 2: “Nope, she’s yonking”

by DingoRingo October 30, 2020

Yokoing

Screaming at someone loudly like Yoko Ono. Usually for or small and trivial reasons

Me: My mom started yokoing at me I got in trouble in class.

Friend: Shit. I'm glad my mom doesn't do that.

by Hunter Kiernan March 17, 2022

egg yolking

Place of origin: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
The (probably imaginary) fetish of enlarging one's testicle(s), through lack of use or medical illness, to the point of cartoonish proportions. Then, once 'full', bursting said testicle(s) all over a sexual partner.

"I haven't had sex in so long, I may end up egg yolking the next girl I hook up with."

by Gimmick The Gnome April 25, 2010

Ballsack Yolking

The act of pulling down on ones testicles and letting go this causing them to slap against the bottom of the shaft

Man see that guy over there he's always hard I guess he does major ballsack Yolking

by jherbert1215 June 5, 2014

Glory-Yorking

the glorification of New York City,
claiming the city for your own,
and thinking that New York City will change your life

*after 9/11*
Man: They attacked New York, they attacked MY city
Woman: Oh boo, stop Glory-Yorking

by Flatboyence November 8, 2015

Yonking

To expose ones self to young female coworkers while they are using the copy machine

Eric is totally yonking that new intern

by coolio1981 February 3, 2010