Yomping
The most famous yomp of recent times was during the 1982 Falklands War. After disembarking from ships at San Carlos on East Falkland, on 21 May 1982, Royal Marines and members of the Parachute Regiment yomped (and tabbed) with their equipment across the islands, covering 56 miles (90 km) in three days carrying 80 pounds (36 kg) loads.
To eat with the loudest possible decibels and most disgusting mouth action ever know to man kind. Usually children owned by parents without table manners. Also a favorite of the elderly in community cafes. On rare occasions you will witness yopping by upstanding pillars of the community who often 'disappear' a few weeks later under mysterious circumstances.
You're yopping. Stop at once, move at once or prepareto be harmed.
Yopping is the process of walking whilst drinking the yoghurt drink yop. This abilitity is a rare skill and beginers should not attempt to Yop at speed. Only the Yop monks of tibet have the combination of ballance and awareness that is needed to master the skill of yopping at great speed. Again i repeat the warning, do not attempt yopping at speed as this may result in spillage, strawberry smelling clothes and DEATH.
"Dude where have you been?"
"I was like yopping down the street last week and tried doing it quickly but failed and i've been in a comma all week"
"Dude"
"I guess i learnt my lesson"
"Rad"