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When you're incredibly tired and yawn so hard that you snort.
"What the heck was that? "
"I'm so tired, i yorted."

"I was yorting all night, because i was so exhausted and tired. "
Yorting by tiph September 18, 2015
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yoting a bitch 

the act of “Yoting a bitch” is when a man makes his bitch so moist that she can’t cum any longer, then he will proceed to pick her up, scream “this bitch empty” and throw her whilst yelling “yote
“Yoting a bitch, is just, yoting a bitch
yoting a bitch by 1346427376 December 12, 2017
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Verb:1. The act of beating up someone and leaving them with a black eye
2. The act of getting beat up by someone and being left with a black eye
1. A bully yosting another kid.
2. “Did you see when they yosted that kid!
Yosting by Lg_Tiburon November 9, 2009

Yerting a Gerk 

When someone is yerting your gerk, it means they're yanking your dank, or beating your meat.
Example 1:

Jakobe -"Yo! Me and Roxanne went out last night and she yerted my gerk so good!!!"
Darek - "Damn man, get me a girl like Roxanne!"

Example 2:

Roxanne - "While yerting a gerk, remember to have fun!"
Yerting a Gerk by urbandicKtlover69 November 28, 2018

Glory-Yorking 

the glorification of New York City,
claiming the city for your own,
and thinking that New York City will change your life
*after 9/11*
Man: They attacked New York, they attacked MY city
Woman: Oh boo, stop Glory-Yorking
Glory-Yorking by Flatboyence November 8, 2015
When a person burps or coughs in your face.
Bro! Stop yosting me! Your breath smells like warm throw up.
Yosting by Loot Arens June 20, 2019
The act of staying in a yurt, not necessarily in a campground; the act of using a yurt for shelter in recreational situations.
Me: I am going yurting this weekend!
Friend: Yurting? What's that?
Me: It's the act of staying in a yurt!
yurting by Tatortot June 24, 2012
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