yoking

To play a joke without the other person knowing about it. Doesn't always have to mean a joke played on by another person but can also refer to any crappy situation in general.

Yoking is different than pranking in the way that it is like a prank, except pranking depends more on the actions of the other person and physical encounters, while yoking is more of like a joke.

Example #1:

John: "Where the hell is my bag?"
Bill: "I don't know dude, I think Sam hid it somewhere."
John: "You got to be yoking me, I have English homework to do!"

Example #2:

Jane: "Where is Sam with my cell phone?"
Jill: "I think he brought it with him on his trip to New York"
Jane: "You have to be yoking me"

Example #3:

Classic yoke:

-Dave chooses to walk home to school which is about 2 kilometers
-Starts to rain
Dave thinks you got to be yoking him right now

by TheCrazedOne September 23, 2014

yoking

to place ones hands in the front pocket, or "yoke", of anothers sweatshirt and move it about

"we were spooning and yoking while i did her up the ass"

by -jessie- September 28, 2003

Yokes

Irish slang for ecstasy tablets.

I swapped a bag of yokes for a horse in 1992!

by amusingusername December 30, 2011

yoked

well muscled; powerfully built.

Gosh, that Shaq is yoked!

by charlie January 25, 2003

yokes

What Irish people call ecstasy pills.

Have you got any yokes Seamus? Sorry Padraig, I sold my last one to Fiachra.

by anonymous February 23, 2004

Yoked

Originally referring to a strong or large trap muscle between the shoulder and neck. Word originates from the "yoke" that is placed around the neck of oxen. Has now developed into a broad term for hugeness and strength.

"Fuck that guys huge, he has no neck!"
"The guys fucking yoked!"

by ebasshole August 16, 2011

Yokes

Irish street slang for the drug Ecstasy

Hey man have you got any yokes?

by Mel Man May 11, 2004