Yokoing

Screaming at someone loudly like Yoko Ono. Usually for or small and trivial reasons

Me: My mom started yokoing at me I got in trouble in class.

Friend: Shit. I'm glad my mom doesn't do that.

by Hunter Kiernan March 17, 2022

Yokoing

Yokoing meaning the person becomes so indecisive and confused yourself for multiple options And then can’t make your minds till very last min and usually they end up with most undesirable option out of frustration of confusions. This word originates from the person named Yoko who becomes so indecisive and confused when a few things overlap at the same time.

Fuck Sam has just asked me to go for drinks tonight but I got a work to do till late! Don’t know if I should do this work tomorrow instead and still go out with him or say no to Sam and may as well finish this off tonight or not! Fuck I’m yokoing now

by Carltongore road November 23, 2018

YOLOing

Putting all your earnings in an extremely high-risk stock, so that you can either make a huge profit or lose it all.

Jimmy: Yo Chad, I'm YOLOing my entire earnings from McDonald's on TSLA stocks.

Chad: ahahah, you're such a degenerate

by u/daddyelon September 9, 2020

YOLOing

the act of doing something exciting, stupid, or just anything someone feels like saying YOLO before they do it.

-Jake: "Hey Drake, are you gonna drink tonight?"

Drake: "Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah!"

Jake: "You're our ride home!"

Drake: "YOLO!"

Jake: "This is not a good time for YOLOing! You need to drive us home."

by Wilb11 November 1, 2012

yoyoing

When you need a poo really badly so you yoyo it in and out of your bumhole

Damn man ive been yoyoing for about an hour, can i use the toilet yet m8

by madmuff January 10, 2017

Yoloing

Making the letters YOLO with your arms, often at a place where it will not be appreciated.

The teacher sent me out of the class cause I was yoloing at her face.

by wisekidmyass November 12, 2013

yoking

To play a joke without the other person knowing about it. Doesn't always have to mean a joke played on by another person but can also refer to any crappy situation in general.

Yoking is different than pranking in the way that it is like a prank, except pranking depends more on the actions of the other person and physical encounters, while yoking is more of like a joke.

Example #1:

John: "Where the hell is my bag?"
Bill: "I don't know dude, I think Sam hid it somewhere."
John: "You got to be yoking me, I have English homework to do!"

Example #2:

Jane: "Where is Sam with my cell phone?"
Jill: "I think he brought it with him on his trip to New York"
Jane: "You have to be yoking me"

Example #3:

Classic yoke:

-Dave chooses to walk home to school which is about 2 kilometers
-Starts to rain
Dave thinks you got to be yoking him right now

by TheCrazedOne September 23, 2014