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yooft = bad internet
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Yoofs
The old man shook his head after almost being trampled, by the teens running in the opposite direction, singing off-key, laughing nefariously.
"These yoofs...think they own the world..."
"These yoofs...think they own the world..."
Yoofs by Babydoll75 March 20, 2019
Yoof
“I’m gonna throw this carrot into Michael’s lunchbox and see if he notices”
“Okay go!”
*throws it but it goes on the ground instead*
“Yoof!”
“Shut up John.”
“Okay go!”
*throws it but it goes on the ground instead*
“Yoof!”
“Shut up John.”
Yoof by SlangForDays August 18, 2020
yoots
Yoot
An increased yeet. Used when yeet does not have the extent of excitement needed for the situation. The origin of yoot comes from the modern word yeet, commonly used in basketball. Yoot was made by the man Kye Heemskerk at the age of 17
James scored a three pointer and in excitement he yelled "yeet". The next day he scored a full court shot and yelled "yoot!"
Yoot by Skeetersmerks March 12, 2018
yofte
gurls : is that yofte or my eyes have a problem let me ask his snap .
boys:of course its him
gurls:omgggg!!!
boys:tf u never see a hot boy
boys:of course its him
gurls:omgggg!!!
boys:tf u never see a hot boy
yofte by Yofte Samuel December 5, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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