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To take something without permision and or with surprise.
You totally yoinked my food!
Yoinked by Iciceberg May 22, 2006

Get Yoinked 

A more friendly way of saying “get rekt”

The equivalent of saying “What in tarnation” instead of “what the fuck”
“Please don’t shoot me!” Said the stranger, being cornered into an ally by a robber.

Suddenly Spider-Man shows up and stabs the man to death, uttering the words, “Get Yoinked”
Get Yoinked by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019

ya-yoinkis 

When you're out of things to say but need to say something so you chant ya-yoinkis, either as a chant or just a stand alone sentence
Ya-yoinkis uh-uh-uh yeah, ya-yoinkis uh-uh-uh-uh... know what I mean?
ya-yoinkis by Kaiser Pepe :^) June 4, 2021
A person who likes to take drugs, mainly heroin. They look all fucked upp.
Me: WTF! Get out of my backyard! Fucking Yonkie!
Yonkie: I am not a yonkie! *Sniff* I just like the feeling of empty syringe.
Me: Yeah right! And what's that? I'm gonna tell you, that's HEROIN, FUCKING YONKIE!
yonkie by Maniac_88 April 17, 2006
1.The opposite of Yeet.

2. When you just wanna say somethin'
3. When you grab something

4. After you do something cool
"Why cant we sleep in muffins bed YOINKES?"-Josh
YOINKES( whenever you want)

After you reverse pic-pocket yoinkes!
Yoinkes by DeltaPanda August 12, 2019

get yoinked 

When you steal a small thing (usually food) from someone in a funny context, and you want to say something retarded that makes them laugh.
e.g.
Person 1: *takes biscuit from person 2's hands*
Person 2: Hey! Fuck you!
Person 1: Haha! Get yoinked!
get yoinked by le zoink December 12, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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