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a person who has genius highdeas and incite
Brendan told me some really interesting stuff. He's such a yoinkie.
yoinkie by BlazinSaddles July 15, 2011
Words you can keep
To take something without permision and or with surprise.
You totally yoinked my food!
Yoinked by Iciceberg May 22, 2006

Get Yoinked 

A more friendly way of saying “get rekt”

The equivalent of saying “What in tarnation” instead of “what the fuck
“Please don’t shoot me!” Said the stranger, being cornered into an ally by a robber.

Suddenly Spider-Man shows up and stabs the man to death, uttering the words, “Get Yoinked”
Get Yoinked by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019

ya-yoinkis 

When you're out of things to say but need to say something so you chant ya-yoinkis, either as a chant or just a stand alone sentence
Ya-yoinkis uh-uh-uh yeah, ya-yoinkis uh-uh-uh-uh... know what I mean?
ya-yoinkis by Kaiser Pepe :^) June 4, 2021
A person who likes to take drugs, mainly heroin. They look all fucked upp.
Me: WTF! Get out of my backyard! Fucking Yonkie!
Yonkie: I am not a yonkie! *Sniff* I just like the feeling of empty syringe.
Me: Yeah right! And what's that? I'm gonna tell you, that's HEROIN, FUCKING YONKIE!
yonkie by Maniac_88 April 17, 2006
1.The opposite of Yeet.

2. When you just wanna say somethin'
3. When you grab something

4. After you do something cool
"Why cant we sleep in muffins bed YOINKES?"-Josh
YOINKES( whenever you want)

After you reverse pic-pocket yoinkes!
Yoinkes by DeltaPanda August 12, 2019

get yoinked 

When you steal a small thing (usually food) from someone in a funny context, and you want to say something retarded that makes them laugh.
e.g.
Person 1: *takes biscuit from person 2's hands*
Person 2: Hey! Fuck you!
Person 1: Haha! Get yoinked!
get yoinked by le zoink December 12, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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