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Yoda, the biggest little stoner from the Star Wars movies would awesomely switch up the words in his sentences because he was high 99% of the time.
"Fun to poke smot it is."
"Going to get fucked up we are."

similar to spoonerism, weederism
yodaism by kahda July 20, 2004
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The belief that baby Yoda is the one true god, and that he will one day come down to earth and save mankind.
I don't really get Christianity. Personally, I'm more into Yodaism.
Yodaism by Solar Shift December 24, 2019
An AMAZING girl. She is very loyal and kind.But dont get her upset because it will not end well. She is very sweet and her beautiful brown eyes and hair can make anyone fall in love in the blink of an eye. A Yomaris most likely has a big butt. If she ever becomes a mother, she will be an awesome mom. Whomever becomes her child is really lucky and should really appreciate her. Also who ever becomes her loved one must be gratefull. If you ever meet a Yomaris make sure that u NEVER EVER lose her.
I love my mom; Yomaris; so much. I am so glad that she is my mother.
Yomaris by LifeIsLovely January 30, 2019

Yoderism of the penis

Yoderism of the penis is a Disease similar to genital warts. It is a viral infection that causes green blisters that overlie ulcers on the skin or mucosa. if untreated the disease can take hold and cause your penis to shrivel and turn green giving it a yoda like appearance. there is only one know treatment which involves injecting your self with a hypodermic needle in the japs eye (eye of the snake) or directly in the anus this treatment is risky and involves 100% commitment and must be done on the hour every hour for a minimum time frame of 35 yrs. known cases there has been more then 100 known cases across the Brisbane area within the 1yr police are trying to identify the know source of this disease but it has been sourced down between the Paddigton and gap area or though it has also accured in such us states a Pennsylvania. not to much is known about this serious disease but the scientist are currently studying the affects of these diseases and possible cures.
"what the crap factory dude your bellend looks like that little green guy out of star wars" "yeah i gots the Yoderism of the penis"
A sentence structure similiar to that of Star Wars' Yoda's speech. A.K.A Annoying and uncalled for
Yoda: Fat your mom is so, make me short she did
Luke: Thats the most yodaish thing you've said all day
Yodaish by koolwitha"k" February 22, 2008
Yo! I dare you to beat my schedule!
He yodares you man, he yodares you
yodares by me01929 December 19, 2013