yoct

To be absolutely humiliated physically, mentally, and emotionally in the most severe manner.

While played Fortnite, George got obliterated to pieces by a sniper from across the map. George got yoct.

by seIIis May 11, 2018

yoctophallus

penis measured in yoctometers

to see a yoctophallus, open your pants and look down

by lulks July 28, 2010

yoctosecond

The smallest MEASURABLE time unit known today, 1x10^(-24) seconds. Obviously, smaller units of time exist, but proper equipment and methodology for measuring them does not yet exist. Light travels 2.9979x10^(-16) meters in one yoctosecond, not the 3.33km stated above.

Learn to multiply. This isn't even an 'urban' word, so why is it defined here?

by iNsAniTy August 30, 2005

yoctogram

This is what Sho Minamimoto called people in the game "The World Ends With You

Attention, all yoctograms!

by IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!! March 14, 2009

yoctomanager

Goes beyond micro management. Yocto management is micro management to the sub atomic level.

This is a micro manager at a director of VP level who gets into the middle of the jobs of people 3 or more levels below them.

From the metric prefix for 10*-24 (1.7 yg ~ mass of a proton or neutron). Six levels further down the scale from Micro.

Man I hate my bosses bosses boss, he's the total yoctomanager!

by JrM|nt September 29, 2006

Yoctometer

A negative progression of the name “Miles”. To become Yoctometer, a person named Miles must do negative/bush league acts. These acts cause them to be demoted to smaller measurement units. Going from Miles to foot to inch to nanometer and finally to Yoctometer. A common nickname for Yoctometer can be Yocto or JV.

Yo Yoctometer, you're a bush leaguer. Why aren't you actively engaging? Get off the chess ypu bot. 300 elo.

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023

yoctomanager

Goes beyond micro management. Yocto management is micro management to the sub atomic level.

This is a micro manager at a director of VP level who gets into the middle of the jobs of people 3 or more levels below them.

From the metric prefix for 10*-24 (1.7 yg ~ mass of a proton or neutron). Six levels further down the scale from Micro.

Man I hate my bosses bosses boss, he's the total yoctomanager!

by JrM|nt September 28, 2006