yoctophallus

penis measured in yoctometers

to see a yoctophallus, open your pants and look down

yoctophallus by lulks July 28, 2010

yoctosecond

The smallest MEASURABLE time unit known today, 1x10^(-24) seconds. Obviously, smaller units of time exist, but proper equipment and methodology for measuring them does not yet exist. Light travels 2.9979x10^(-16) meters in one yoctosecond, not the 3.33km stated above.

Learn to multiply. This isn't even an 'urban' word, so why is it defined here?

yoctosecond by iNsAniTy August 30, 2005

yoctogram

This is what Sho Minamimoto called people in the game "The World Ends With You

Attention, all yoctograms!

yoctogram by IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!! March 14, 2009

yoctomanager

Goes beyond micro management. Yocto management is micro management to the sub atomic level.

This is a micro manager at a director of VP level who gets into the middle of the jobs of people 3 or more levels below them.

From the metric prefix for 10*-24 (1.7 yg ~ mass of a proton or neutron). Six levels further down the scale from Micro.

Man I hate my bosses bosses boss, he's the total yoctomanager!

yoctomanager by JrM|nt September 29, 2006

Yoctometer

A negative progression of the name “Miles”. To become Yoctometer, a person named Miles must do negative/bush league acts. These acts cause them to be demoted to smaller measurement units. Going from Miles to foot to inch to nanometer and finally to Yoctometer. A common nickname for Yoctometer can be Yocto or JV.

Yo Yoctometer, you're a bush leaguer. Why aren't you actively engaging? Get off the chess ypu bot. 300 elo.

Yoctometer by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023

yoctomanager

Goes beyond micro management. Yocto management is micro management to the sub atomic level.

This is a micro manager at a director of VP level who gets into the middle of the jobs of people 3 or more levels below them.

From the metric prefix for 10*-24 (1.7 yg ~ mass of a proton or neutron). Six levels further down the scale from Micro.

Man I hate my bosses bosses boss, he's the total yoctomanager!

yoctomanager by JrM|nt September 28, 2006

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026