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yo mumma 

The ultimate insult. The pinnacle of purely and utterly annihilating one's asshole in an argument, a pure roast and toast, the end all be all of a bickering.
guy 1: "I never wanna see you again!!!"
guy 2: "yo mumma"
guy 1: "when are you gonna stop saying that"
guy 2: "yo mumma"
yo mumma by woopek March 24, 2019
Words you can keep

Yo Mumma 

well... she is yo mumma
"Yo mumma is a dirty slurry cunt"
Yo Mumma by Micah February 16, 2004
The answer to any question, when the correct answer could not be attained at the present time.
"Please tell us who the first president of the USA was?"

"Yo momma"

"Dude, i just got an A+ on my math test"

"Dude, I just got an A+ with yo momma!"
yo momma by Mrs. Schnider February 24, 2004

yo mamma 

a very harsh insult/come-back
yo mamma so dumb she failed a blood test.

yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her next birthday

yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.

yo mamma so stupid she got fired from da m&m company for throwing away the w's.

ypo mamma so fat that her drivers liscenc picture say "picture continued on other side"
yo mamma by Rabi J. February 5, 2005
The butt of every joke and the number one answer to every question.
“What’s that nasty smell?” Yo momma opened her legs, that’s what that nasty smell is.

“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!
Yo momma by A WHITE GUY April 28, 2019

Where yo momma at 

An expression used when you see someone doing something so stupid that you can't believe their momma never taught them better.
Bob: Why is Max still trying to wear that grade school tee ball jersey? When he zips it up it looks like he's wearing a man girdle.

Greg: Damn Max, where yo momma at?
A general comeback for insults, as well as insulting questions.
Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma
yo momma by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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