42 definitions by Micah

Canadian Browncoat

When the receiver of a golden shower vomits the urine into the showerer's mouth.

Aw, thank you James. I'd be rude if I didn't offer you a bit of the ol' Canadian Browncoat. Would you be interested, James?

by Micah November 30, 2006

Sweaturds

Feces that accumulates accidentally during defecation inside the back lower area (of which is hanging directly in the logpath) of a comfortable, usually oversized sweater.

Man! I should have taken off that wooly wonder before I decided to pinch a loaf! I have about a pound of sweaturds stuck back there!

by Micah January 13, 2011

micah-size

The process in which one takes something that works well and inhibits its basic abilities by adding inferior components while removing necessary ones.

That deck has been Micah-sized. See, The Phage

by Micah April 6, 2004

If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by Micah June 17, 2010

gunit

ggggg unit
i wish i was a part of g unit
Then I could say gggggg unit
I wish I could be like gunit
then I could say gggggg unit

I listen to gunit
I like gunit
I am gunit
This is how we do

by Micah February 18, 2005

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by Micah August 24, 2006

NIM

Non Important Message

My pants are made of soup. (NIM)

by Micah May 31, 2003