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An awesome person that is a spy or can be defined as a powerful man that has lightning that can come out of their fingers and they can be invisible that's why yicto's are such good spys. They work very hard and make sure there work gets done and nothing is info shed or left for the next day. Yictos often die at age 120 and 130s. You often can't see a yicto because there invisible. And when ever you get electrocuted or get a head ache you should know that a yicto has hit you with there invisable lighting. This is why Yictos are such awesome people.
A yicto struck and everyone was in great pain
yicto by Candyboy03 March 30, 2015
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yoctophallus

penis measured in yoctometers
to see a yoctophallus, open your pants and look down
yoctophallus by lulks July 28, 2010

yoctosecond

The smallest MEASURABLE time unit known today, 1x10^(-24) seconds. Obviously, smaller units of time exist, but proper equipment and methodology for measuring them does not yet exist. Light travels 2.9979x10^(-16) meters in one yoctosecond, not the 3.33km stated above.
Learn to multiply. This isn't even an 'urban' word, so why is it defined here?
yoctosecond by iNsAniTy August 30, 2005

yoctogram 

This is what Sho Minamimoto called people in the game "The World Ends With You
Attention, all yoctograms!

yoctomanager 

Goes beyond micro management. Yocto management is micro management to the sub atomic level.

This is a micro manager at a director of VP level who gets into the middle of the jobs of people 3 or more levels below them.

From the metric prefix for 10*-24 (1.7 yg ~ mass of a proton or neutron). Six levels further down the scale from Micro.
Man I hate my bosses bosses boss, he's the total yoctomanager!
yoctomanager by JrM|nt September 29, 2006
An semi-automatic or automatic weapon
"Tha hommie gave me the yistol cuz he knows I'm down for whateva;You figadel me?"

yctodisailysorfttaiflbutmyknihssonetytaliptycslttsathhysoshycyhlaewsty 

you like melanie martinez that's all i have to say
hey do you know the lyrics to evil by melanie martinez
yeah sure! its yctodisailysorfttaiflbutmyknihssonetytaliptycslttsathhysoshycyhlaewsty
ooookay?