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An awesome person that is a spy or can be defined as a powerful man that has lightning that can come out of their fingers and they can be invisible that's why yicto's are such good spys. They work very hard and make sure there work gets done and nothing is info shed or left for the next day. Yictos often die at age 120 and 130s. You often can't see a yicto because there invisible. And when ever you get electrocuted or get a head ache you should know that a yicto has hit you with there invisable lighting. This is why Yictos are such awesome people.
A yicto struck and everyone was in great pain
yicto by Candyboy03 March 30, 2015
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yoctophallus

penis measured in yoctometers
to see a yoctophallus, open your pants and look down
yoctophallus by lulks July 28, 2010

yoctosecond

The smallest MEASURABLE time unit known today, 1x10^(-24) seconds. Obviously, smaller units of time exist, but proper equipment and methodology for measuring them does not yet exist. Light travels 2.9979x10^(-16) meters in one yoctosecond, not the 3.33km stated above.
Learn to multiply. This isn't even an 'urban' word, so why is it defined here?
yoctosecond by iNsAniTy August 30, 2005

yoctogram 

This is what Sho Minamimoto called people in the game "The World Ends With You
Attention, all yoctograms!

yoctomanager 

Goes beyond micro management. Yocto management is micro management to the sub atomic level.

This is a micro manager at a director of VP level who gets into the middle of the jobs of people 3 or more levels below them.

From the metric prefix for 10*-24 (1.7 yg ~ mass of a proton or neutron). Six levels further down the scale from Micro.
Man I hate my bosses bosses boss, he's the total yoctomanager!
yoctomanager by JrM|nt September 29, 2006
An semi-automatic or automatic weapon
"Tha hommie gave me the yistol cuz he knows I'm down for whateva;You figadel me?"

yctodisailysorfttaiflbutmyknihssonetytaliptycslttsathhysoshycyhlaewsty 

you like melanie martinez that's all i have to say
hey do you know the lyrics to evil by melanie martinez
yeah sure! its yctodisailysorfttaiflbutmyknihssonetytaliptycslttsathhysoshycyhlaewsty
ooookay?
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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