yenar

Yenar is someone that is really cute,short,intelligent and funny girl with a beautiful hair and eyes like the star and she is a forgiving friend that anyone would like to have as a friend and a hard worker who will make her way through the life and a good chef that you would like to taste her food and she is a great understanding girlfriend to have.

You would be really lucky to have her in your life

Me: hi what’s your name

Her: yenar
Me: i have a crush on you

yenar by Jeff mask November 22, 2021

New Year's diet 

A diet that one begins after New Year's Day. A person can either go on a New Year's diet as part of a New Year's resolution to eat healthier and/or lose weight, or simply for the purpose of losing a few holiday pounds. New Year's diets generally work best when combined with frequent, intense exercise.

I've probably gained five to ten pounds since Thanksgiving, so tomorrrow I'll be starting my New Year's diet. That means zero meat until February, as little junk food as possible, and medium-sized portions only. I also plan on hitting the gym at least three times a week.

New Year's diet by Daedalus Suburbanus January 1, 2014

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years 

Mess with someone’s head

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years by MidnightThoughts March 30, 2020

valley new year 

The night before Thanksgiving and a night of drunken excess. Famous in the towns of the Naugatuck river "valley" in Connecticut. (Shelton, Derby, Ansonia)

Rob got so shitfaced last night at Valley New Year that he missed the Thanksgiving day football game.

valley new year by Chelovec November 21, 2018

Yena 

An amazing girl. Yena will always be there for you, even if she is mad at you for something. She is great at making new friends and it's hard for her to lose them. I love her. She is the best person someone could ask for. She genuinely means it when she says something. If you have Yena as a friend, she will look after you. Take care of her and make sure not to do anything that angers her, for she is sensitive but doesn't show it. She can be very humorous, honest, loyal, and trustworthy. You can tell anything to her. Do not lose Yena if you have her by her side.

I love Yena. You're always there for me and never let me down. You're the person who encourages me to wake up in the morning. Thank you so much, I hope you are reading this right now.

Yena by the luckiest man on the planet May 1, 2020

13 year old

When you turn 13, the Internet suddenly lets you sign up for stuff.

12 year old: i cant wait to turn 13!
13 year old: now i can sign up for google and use youtube

13 year old by Preinstallable November 2, 2020

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy 

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

nishiki: 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy by I'm the coolest guy ever December 8, 2022