yeltsin

First Russian president.Started so called "Democracy: expirement in SFSR( later Russia) and was leading it during 1991-1999. Old man who likes to play tennis and who brought total chaos in Russia. Millions of people lost their money others few took everything. Now the criminals with political whores took everything that they ever could. Where the oils goes? Not to the russian people pockets.

Russian:Beacause of that shit face I have to pay for my education and work at night. And if i don't they will took me to the army...Then all my nightmares will come true!

Russian little boy:Mommy ,mommy why the father don't work and just drings all day long?
Mommy:Go ask Boris Yeltsin

yeltsin by Der Ivan May 19, 2006

Yeltsin's Curse 

The curse suffered by a good percentage of Eastern Europe women who, as they age, look more and more like witches.

Guy1: Dude, I wanna marry an Eastern euro girl.

Guy2: Yea, but beware Yeltsin's Curse!

Yeltsin's Curse by GrandPanj April 13, 2011

dirty yeltsin 

Post anal intercourse, the act of slapping one's penis across a female's eyebrows hence forming a uni-brow similar to the Russian leader in the early 90's.

When Mary woke up the next morning, she complained about the dirty yeltsin.

dirty yeltsin by DirtySanchez2222 September 9, 2006

Boris Yeltsin 

Former Russian prime minister. He drank lots of vodka and had the most screwed up smile I've ever seen.

Boris Yeltsin is a drunk that had a fucked up smile.

Boris Yeltsin by Kgali January 9, 2005

Boris Yeltsin 

The former President of Russia from 1991-1999. He was elected to the position at a time when Russia was a division of the Soviet Union. Soon afterwards, the Soviet Union collapsed, partly because Boris declared Russia was independent from it.

Boris emerged as a hero in August 1991 when he helped stop a coup attempt in Moscow, and won support from the USA and Europe when he vowed to bring capitalism and democracy to Russia. At the time Russia was very optimistic and glad to see the back of the Communist regime, but they were soon dissapointed.

The 1990s were a very bumpy ride for Russia. Millions of Russians lost money, savings and jobs due to economic collapse and inflation, and as a result Yeltsin never won back his popularity. A few people benefited - the "oligarchs", a powerful group of billionaries who profitted from the privatisation of the economy.

Yeltsin was dubbed a "Democrator" because of his behaviour. He played by the rules of democracy and won a legitimate reelection in 1996. But some of his actions, like the war in Chechnya and the shelling of the Parliament building in 1993 were hardly democratic.

He resigned on New Years Eve 1999 and handed over his power to Vladimir Putin, the last of Yeltsin's long line of Prime Ministers. By this time, Yeltsin was so unpopular that his approval ratings were just 2%.

Not to mention of course, he often took to the vodka.

The Pope," said Boris Yeltsin "At least I'll only have to kiss his ring.

Boris Yeltsin by JohnPrestwick July 18, 2011

Penis Yeltsin 

The real name of billionaire entrepreneur, internet mogul, and creator of the defunct website "beersinthewater.com". Penis Yeltsin is known for his numerous business ventures including the famous Myrtle beach banana boat rides. Although famous he has been attributed to an infamous scandal involving one of his employees during a weekend trip to Myrtle beach, but as of now no charges have ever been filed.

"Shut up Boris Yeltsin!"

"...You're Penis Yeltsin!"

Penis Yeltsin by ButtholeJerry October 4, 2019

Boris Yeltsin 

Boris Yeltsin, first Russian president was a drunk boi. He, however, was a (more or less) democratic politician. He actually got elected democratically, unlike putin, whom many people consider a dictator. Oh yeah, and Yeltsin was the kid that laughed his ass off with president Bill Clinton.

Hey, мама, why did Putin win the elections again?
-Because he is a диктатор, unlike Boris Yeltsin. I voted for him in 1996, because he wasn't a dirty ass communist.

Boris Yeltsin by HandleMyKettle March 3, 2019