1. A spontaneous, often inconvenient erection triggered by a yawn—most commonly during early mornings, long stretches, or moments of relaxation. Thought to be linked to dopamine surges, especially in people with ADHD or other neurodivergent traits.
2. That weird “how is this happening right now?” moment when your brain confuses chill time with thrill time.
“I was mid-yawn during a staff meeting and got hit with a full-on yawny. Had to pretend I dropped my pen.”
“Turns out I’m not the only one getting yawnies. It’s a real thing!”
Sometimes called "Yoner", is when one gets an erection from excessive yawning. They will often come about with no warning and are usually harder than a normal erection. They will usually happen in the morning, often during class or at work.
Guy 1: Woah dude are you getting off to our math lesson?
Guy 2: No dude I'vegot a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners
When someone else has yawned close by you, or you feel the intense need to yawn and are opening your mouth like a goldfish but it just aint coming... frustration squared!
Cecily: *yawn*
Girl close beside Cecily: *opens mouth* *feelsintense need to yawn* Darnit Cecily, now I'm in yawn limbo because of you! *opens mouth again*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.