Yawn Boner

alt: Yawny

A spontaneous erection triggered by yawning, often tied to neurological sensitivity or dopamine response. Sometimes affectionately called a yawny.
“He stretched and let out a big yawn… then quietly shifted in his seat to hide the yawn boner
by RNRKY April 30, 2025
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yawny

1. A spontaneous, often inconvenient erection triggered by a yawn—most commonly during early mornings, long stretches, or moments of relaxation. Thought to be linked to dopamine surges, especially in people with ADHD or other neurodivergent traits.

2. That weird “how is this happening right now?” moment when your brain confuses chill time with thrill time.
“I was mid-yawn during a staff meeting and got hit with a full-on yawny. Had to pretend I dropped my pen.”
“Turns out I’m not the only one getting yawnies. It’s a real thing!”
by RNRKY April 30, 2025
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