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anachronaut

A person who enjoys speaking and/or behaving in anachronistic fashion.

1) One who speaks in the ye olde style.
2) Someone who wears old fashioned clothes eg: fop wear, corsets, hoopskirts. Can also mean someone wearing more recent though out of style clothing (from the 70s 80s 90s etc).
3) Anyone using out of date computer technology.
anachronaut: Wo befalls me, mine remote control is mislain! Whither has it gone? Wife, what news of the remote controller?! We must make haste as in but three and twenty minutes I must watch my programmes in the telechamber! O joy of joys, at last it appears! It lay betwixt the cushions of the couching seat! No longer must I endure the horror of two and one half men's situational comedies!
by Kittridge February 29, 2008
mugGet the anachronautmug.

Vagvertise

Displaying, talking about or otherwise drawing attention to one's vagina in an attempt to get others to interact with it.
Vagvertise here
by kittridge December 9, 2008
mugGet the Vagvertisemug.

photoshopportunity

when an image has to potential to be enhanced by manipulation through photoshop it has photoshopportunity.

usually for comedic purposes.
Google image search is a goldmine of comedic photoshopportunity.
by kittridge January 5, 2009
mugGet the photoshopportunitymug.

followship

Reactionary behaviour by leaders of organisations adopting someone else's policies or positions in order to piggyback on its popularity or success.

Politicians are most guilty of this. Similar to me-tooism.

Coined by John Clark on the 7.30 report February 2008.
Man: I can't believe the opposition supports those tax cuts, they're graduating from the followship academy
by Kittridge February 25, 2008
mugGet the followshipmug.

red balls

Sore, aching testicles resulting from too much sex and/or masturbation.

In effect the opposite to blue balls
While unemployed Darren spent 3 hours a day jacking off to xtube and got a case of red balls.
by kittridge January 23, 2009
mugGet the red ballsmug.

hamburglar

a person who steals the lunches of others from the work fridge or lunch room.
Worker1: Where's my egg salad?!
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar
by Kittridge February 29, 2008
mugGet the hamburglarmug.

lecturd

A thoroughly unsatisfactory lecture.
I got out of bed at 1pm for this? What a fucking lecturd!
by Kittridge February 29, 2008
mugGet the lecturdmug.

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