kittridge's definitions

red balls

Sore, aching testicles resulting from too much sex and/or masturbation.

In effect the opposite to blue balls

While unemployed Darren spent 3 hours a day jacking off to xtube and got a case of red balls.

by kittridge January 23, 2009

followship

Reactionary behaviour by leaders of organisations adopting someone else's policies or positions in order to piggyback on its popularity or success.

Politicians are most guilty of this. Similar to me-tooism.

Coined by John Clark on the 7.30 report February 2008.

Man: I can't believe the opposition supports those tax cuts, they're graduating from the followship academy

by Kittridge February 25, 2008

lecturd

A thoroughly unsatisfactory lecture.

I got out of bed at 1pm for this? What a fucking lecturd!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

Vagvertise

Displaying, talking about or otherwise drawing attention to one's vagina in an attempt to get others to interact with it.

Vagvertise here

by kittridge December 9, 2008

baked in the cake

When a woman has sexual intercourse with a man, she is being baked in the cake. Used often as a derogatory statement by lesbians or gays to describe this act.

Careful girls don't be late some of us already getting baked in the cake!
-Sarah "Jessica" Parker in the broadway musical Sex and the City

by Kittridge October 15, 2008

hamburglar

a person who steals the lunches of others from the work fridge or lunch room.

Worker1: Where's my egg salad?!
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar

by Kittridge February 29, 2008