kittridge's definitions

photoshopportunity

when an image has to potential to be enhanced by manipulation through photoshop it has photoshopportunity.

usually for comedic purposes.

Google image search is a goldmine of comedic photoshopportunity.

by kittridge January 5, 2009

refreeze

The failure of conversation to continue after breaking the ice. All parties resume ignoring each other and don't talk.

CAUTION: attempts to re-break the ice are extremely hazardous and should only be attempted by professionals!

I sat next to that hot guy in psych and introduced myself. I got his name but then we had a refreeze.

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

put on a wig

To cheer up. When one forgets one's problems and improves in mood.

Put on a wig, Samantha! We'll go out and cut up the rug/s.

by Kittridge October 15, 2008

hamburglar

a person who steals the lunches of others from the work fridge or lunch room.

Worker1: Where's my egg salad?!
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

doctorb

a cheap and incompetent doctor. The B is for Bargain

call 1-600-DOCTORB the be is for bargain!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

disthetic

Aesthetically displeasing. Ugly.

Heavens! Turn off the TV Roger, I cannot bear to look at Vanessa Williams' disthetic face any longer! I don't have acne anyway!

by Kittridge April 9, 2008