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yanket
The Yanket is an invention of Peter Griffin (from the Family Guy TV series) that he created to masturbate in secrecy in "Underage Peter".
It comes with decoy arms that can hold items such as a remote or a beer. There are Yankets for various locations such as the store, sporting events and on the job. Chris finishes the episode using a Yanket, as Stewie observes that he masturbating out in the open previously.
It comes with decoy arms that can hold items such as a remote or a beer. There are Yankets for various locations such as the store, sporting events and on the job. Chris finishes the episode using a Yanket, as Stewie observes that he masturbating out in the open previously.
yanket by Enclave Razorback August 18, 2016
Yanet
Yanet is a somewhat short girl who just likes to have fun! Yanet is has soany friends and is loved by everyone who meets her. She is the best girlfriend any guy could ever find. So anyone who let her go would reject waving et because she is a frat girlfriend, she gives great kisses, she'll do manly things with you like talk about sports and play video games, and most of all, she's great in bed;) Yanet is a great friend. She is great at keeping secrets(well...sometimes) but she is always keeping up with gossip. Yanet will tease you a lot but always end up with the same answer "just kidding". Even though she is always serious. Yanet loves to sing! A lot! It annoys other people but they'll get used to it sooner or later. Point is, Yanet is a great person to be around
Luis: Dude, I just found myself a Yanet
Cole: Really bruh
Luis: Yeah, she's the best Yanet I've ever found
Cole: Really bruh
Luis: Yeah, she's the best Yanet I've ever found
Yanet by I.love.you.163 May 28, 2015
yaneth
A sweet girl,a gorgeous/beautiful girl that everyone would love to have as a girlfriend she's so sweet to people and funny and cool everyone love her so much
yaneth by hernandez151 November 28, 2013
Yanet
The most amazing girl you can find. She is a really good friend and very beautiful. She has great taste in music and fashion and never looks weird.
Yanet by Izzy_girl7102 January 8, 2017
Yanetse
The most adorable thing on this planet, she will be the sweetest thing you'll ever meet, and definately be the best girlfriend possible that won't do anything to annoy or make you mad. She is basically in other words perfect. Shes sometimes corny but in a cute way.
Yanetse by Screampino June 10, 2011
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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