yanket

The Yanket is an invention of Peter Griffin (from the Family Guy TV series) that he created to masturbate in secrecy in "Underage Peter".

It comes with decoy arms that can hold items such as a remote or a beer. There are Yankets for various locations such as the store, sporting events and on the job. Chris finishes the episode using a Yanket, as Stewie observes that he masturbating out in the open previously.

Introducing the Yanket! The only blanket with built-in decoy arms...

by Enclave Razorback August 18, 2016

Yanket

Blanket made with built-in decoy arms used for yanking or jerking off without anyone noticing, first popularized by Peter Griffin of Family Guy.

Quagmire: Hey don't masturbate at the bus station , it's offensive.
Peter: Don't worry, I'll use my Yanket!

by Gaboon September 19, 2017

yankee dankee doodle shyte

An utterly useless person

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

by Mutyr March 7, 2019

yankee boating

When southern women attempt to get pregnant by men from north of the Mason-Dixon.

Jolene and I went out Yankee Boating on Bourbon St. last night but they all insisted on wearing condoms.

by passsnap April 25, 2017

Yankee With No Brim

The greatest hat of all time. It's a yankee baseball cap that has had the brim removed.

Whoah!!! The Yankee with no brim!

by BruhMoment1738 April 10, 2020

Yankeestan

Used by Europeans as alternative name for the United States of America: Nation full of Yanks.

Euro bloke 1: "Can't believe they voted for that jizztrumpet as President"
Euro bloke 2: "I know mate. What else would you expect to have happened there in Yankeestan?"

by eurobloke February 2, 2019

Chain Yanker

n., 1.) Cultural agent provocateur; 2.) a secret agent; 3.) a cage rattler; 4.) a winder-upper; 5.) a troublemaker

Dude, don't believe half what that guy is saying to you. He's just a chain yanker, winding you up.

by kidjones February 17, 2010