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Delicious drink drunk by only the sexiest of sex-people. Anyone who doesn't like Yakult is,in fact, a fagger Mcfagistein.
A. Yo bitch lets drink some Yakult
B. No, Sir, I hate that stuff
A. FUGET U Yakult is the shizznit
B. Hell no. If I wanted a delicious white sticky icky liquid I would go to Roger Chesterfiero, my gay lover's abode.
A. omg ur such a fagger Fagistein.
B. NO. Im a fagger MCfagistein
(Laugh in unison)
yakult by Jorge Olivar February 2, 2005
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yakult swallows 

baseball team in Tokyo, not nearly as popular as the Giants.
weren't any good until the 90's, when finally started winning.
the second team in Tokyo.
yakult swallows by 5150 August 1, 2004

Yakult Milk 

the most toe clenching, delicious drink to ever be produced.

stay yakool my milky friends.
"Ayo its yakult milk! sick bro"
Yakult Milk by mismatchedpinksocks January 24, 2022
Yakut that is an arabic name for Ruby (A mineral stone)

Yakuta is A strong, funny, lively, ever-smilling and confident women who faces negativity from all sides but is able to fight back in the most intellectual way.

She has a personalilty that only few people are able to understand and keep up with and her inner beauty is just bliss.
That Yakuta girl just makes me wonder how fun anyone can be..
Yakuta by LilPanda12 April 18, 2017
yacult is a group filled with gay crackheads who have no concern with time or sleep whatsoever. (except jas, she isnt gay and is prolly a furry) we're all homies and we all love each other.

except emi. all us homies hate emi.

honestly, we mostly just bully each other (sometimes only dylan) but we got each other's backs asf!! even riri. i trust riri. but not michelle i feel like she would stab me in the back for the right reasons. im scared now.
we kicked emi out of yacult and honestly, that's lowkey one of the best things we've done.
yacult by ann ( not juli ) June 8, 2020

Yakutakay 

When your balls get caught on one side.
It's just like any other day as I saunter through the woods until an intense yakutakay radiates through my body.
Yakutakay by Badabingo April 15, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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