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Probiotic 

A substance which aids in promoting healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract in order to maintain a healthy digestive system.
Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements
Probiotic by UltimateDoge August 21, 2022

Probiotic 

A substance which aids in the growth of healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract to maintain a healthy digestive system.
Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements
Probiotic by UltimateDoge August 21, 2022

Probotion 

pro·bo·tion proh-bo-shuh n noun.

1. A temporary promotion based upon the merit, conduct, character or qualifications of the promotee' which are subject to change during a trial period based upon performance in said position. A "PROBationary-promOTION"
1) "Let's us hope i don't mess things up after I get proboted, I'd like to keep the position"

2) "He may think this probotion makes him top-dog, but it's just until they find someone better"
Probotion by Mr.Bmore August 21, 2013
to be obssesed with doing something because you have a phobia to something related (ie germs to washing hands)
"you know im phobiatic about washing my hands after i go to the gym!"
phobiatic by whitneyA January 14, 2009

protisticness 

1. A person likes to think that they are a pro at something but actually aren't
2. What you would call something that is rushed and is bad in a joking manner
1. That guy is so full of protisticness. He sucks.
2. She held up her fugly drawing and when I said it was bad she laughed and joked that I was stifling her protisticness.
protisticness by Gollum-Is-Adorable December 30, 2016

promoticon 

A combination of "emoticon" and "promote." Describes being "promoted" by an important person in your life by getting emoticons from them in their texts and emails to you. In other words, you've been elevated from the lowly category of professional contact, acquaintance, or casual friend into their inner circle, where they feel comfortable enough with you to use emoticons. Not to be confused with demoticon.
I just got promoticon'd by Sarah. Schwing!
promoticon by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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