yabkee Share definition Flag a woman who is fat and ugly, but still seems to get all the guys. they may play sports and wear tight pants. "dude, that girl is so ugly. but such a yabkee. i dont know what to do." yabkee by John Crabs March 31, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the yabkee mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch